Heartland

Once upon a time in a forest there was born a snake and a rabbit.
Both were blind from birth and grew up alone.
One day the snake and the rabbit met one another.
The rabbit said, Excuse me, I have been blind from birth, would you
mind feeling me and telling me what I am?
The snake agreed and ran his tongue all over the rabbit.
Let me see, you have big floppy ears, soft fur and a fluffy tail.
You must be a rabbit!
The snake continues, By strange coincidence, I have also been blind
from birth. would you return the favour and tell me what I am?
So the rabbit runs his paw all over the snake.
You're smooth and slippery, you have a forked tongue, no ears
and no balls...
I know! You're Tony Blair!

Hehehe
That was just too easy Erudite

Much as I despise Tony Blair, I actually think he does posses enormous balls (metaphorically speaking) for Doing his invading thang against just about everyone's wishes.

hate to be picky, but he has rather large ears as well. Good joke though!

On the mention of "Tony Blair" - the words "Political Suicide" comes to mind!

Black Shuk wrote:
Much as I despise Tony Blair, I actually think he does posses enormous balls (metaphorically speaking) for Doing his invading thang against just about everyone's wishes.

I'd like to have seen him use those balls to tell Dubya to f**k off!
It's easier to go against your electorate in the face of mass voter apathy...
But this is for jokes and light relief.
I'll save the opinions for elsewhere.

OK sorry