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*shrug* I'm sure there's a mob of circling lawyers, like hungry sharks, waiting to slap the government with a writ for Inflammatory Actions by allowing anything vaguely provocative to sneak out. It's a paranoid reaction, I'll grant you, but I could easily see the administration bleed to death paying compo to fictitious claims made by zealous legal gits.

Mind you, that doesn't sound too bad...

timsinister wrote:I could easily see the administration bleed to death

Hmmm...that gets me thinking - could we hang that fat fcuker Gordon Brown upside-down over a basin, slit his throat (has anyone seen Titus with Anthony Hopkins? Picture the scene where he dispatches Tamara's sons...), and make halal/kosher black puddings? Maybe under the Zoilent Greene trademark?

Who knows, if people are that worried about offending Muslims maybe they should consider revamping the story and rename it The Three Little Jihadis, where the Big Bad Wolf (who bears a remarkable resemblence to George W Bush) builds houses in Israel, Afghanistan, and Iraq, and the Three Little Jihadis (we could make them lambs rather than pigs, in order not to offend anyone) could say "I'll huff, and I'll puff, and I'll blow your house up!" Surely no-one could object to this, as the lambs would win in the end.

nothing else than bullshytes

Where's the Mothership? I need off this planet, ffs.

JeeeeeEEEEEEESSSSSUSSSSS. Talk about political correctness gone mad. If I were a Muslim I'd be more offended by such a patronising attitude being taken towards me.

At least it wasn't Goldilocks and the Three Bears.

I approve of a certain level of political correctness. But this is f**king ridiculous.

They'll like that, in the Daily Mail.

Where's Richard Madely when you need him?

That's a nice method: Go to such ends with political correctness that the respected members of the protected minority will remember those sweet days when they just were insulted a little bit, but treated as sane people otherwise.

What about Ba, Ba, Black Sheep?

Or my personal favourite:
Snow White and the Seven Jihad Bombers

weebleswobble wrote:What about Ba, Ba, Black Sheep?

Or my personal favourite:
Snow White and the Seven Jihad Bombers

you're risking a kamikaze attack

You're risking offending wicked witches all over the world.

Let's just go back to the good old days of the GLC and Islington Borough Council and just have a book called
Snow White, The Quadraplegic Lesbian Asian Transexual, the Seven Jihadis, the Three Little Rabbis, the Jesus Goats Gruff, Chicken Little (offensive to midgets), and The Robertsons Gollywog Have Two Mommies
and be done with it.

I'd read it.

SINsister wrote:Where's the Mothership? I need off this planet, ffs.

Sorry Sinnie, it just crashed into me. Oopsies.

Dammit, Dave! Now what?

Hitchhike!

EvilBastard wrote:Let's just go back to the good old days of the GLC and Islington Borough Council and just have a book called
Snow White, The Quadraplegic Lesbian Asian Transexual, the Seven Jihadis, the Three Little Rabbis, the Jesus Goats Gruff, Chicken Little (offensive to midgets), and The Robertsons Gollywog Have Two Mommies
and be done with it.

i just watched the movie : Snow-White on the 7 dwarfs

A classic case of "dhimmi" ...

EvilBastard wrote:Let's just go back to the good old days of the GLC and Islington Borough Council and just have a book called
Snow White, The Quadraplegic Lesbian Asian Transexual, the Seven Jihadis, the Three Little Rabbis, the Jesus Goats Gruff, Chicken Little (offensive to midgets), and The Robertsons Gollywog Have Two Mommies
and be done with it.

None of that stuff ever really happened you know. (See also Baa Baa Green Sheep.)

All these stories aboit the 'loony lefty' councils first appeared in the (largely Tory) tabloid press shortly after the Thatch's government changed the laws on slander and libel so that local authorities (among others) could no longer sue. Draw your own conclusions.

Not that that excuses the f*cking ridiculous "three little pigs" thing. Whatever happened to freedom of speech?

markfiend wrote:

EvilBastard wrote:Let's just go back to the good old days of the GLC and Islington Borough Council and just have a book called
Snow White, The Quadraplegic Lesbian Asian Transexual, the Seven Jihadis, the Three Little Rabbis, the Jesus Goats Gruff, Chicken Little (offensive to midgets), and The Robertsons Gollywog Have Two Mommies
and be done with it.

None of that stuff ever really happened you know. (See also Baa Baa Green Sheep.)

All these stories aboit the 'loony lefty' councils first appeared in the (largely Tory) tabloid press shortly after the Thatch's government changed the laws on slander and libel so that local authorities (among others) could no longer sue. Draw your own conclusions.

Not that that excuses the f*cking ridiculous "three little pigs" thing. Whatever happened to freedom of speech?

Aaaaaaaaaaarrrrrrrrrgggggggghhhhhhhhh!

- Bring on The Apocalypse (please)
- I'm bored sh*tless with 'Flightmare on Drowning Street' ...

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