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Three Words You Should Never Say....
Posted: 12 Feb 2008, 23:35
by scotty
.....After Sex!!!!!.
Wow, thanks Mate.
Oh look, Crabs.
What's your name?.
.............
Posted: 12 Feb 2008, 23:36
by mh
Bath time, Rover.
Re: Three Words You Should Never Say....
Posted: 12 Feb 2008, 23:37
by DerekR
scotty wrote:.....After Sex!!!!!.
Wow, thanks Mate.
Oh look, Crabs.
What's your name?.
.............
"your Mum's better"
Posted: 12 Feb 2008, 23:39
by weebleswobble
Oh, you're breathing....
Posted: 12 Feb 2008, 23:39
by MadameButterfly
Who are you?
Re: Three Words You Should Never Say....
Posted: 12 Feb 2008, 23:45
by Bartek
Posted: 12 Feb 2008, 23:47
by DerekR
where's your curtains?
Re: Three Words You Should Never Say....
Posted: 12 Feb 2008, 23:58
by Big Si
scotty wrote:.....After Sex!!!!!.
What's your name?.
.............
Posted: 13 Feb 2008, 00:03
by mh
MadameButterfly wrote:Who are you?
Which are you?
Posted: 13 Feb 2008, 00:04
by MadameButterfly
mh wrote:MadameButterfly wrote:Who are you?
Which are you?
How many are you?
Posted: 13 Feb 2008, 00:05
by DerekR
right, who's next?
Posted: 13 Feb 2008, 00:05
by MadameButterfly
Bust four words. *for me*
Posted: 13 Feb 2008, 00:06
by DerekR
MadameButterfly wrote:mh wrote:MadameButterfly wrote:Who are you?
Which are you?
How many are you?
bzzzt! disqualified, too many words
Posted: 13 Feb 2008, 00:06
by MadameButterfly
echo echo coat...
Posted: 13 Feb 2008, 00:09
by DerekR
MadameButterfly wrote:echo echo coat...
oops, tis hard to keep up with these fast moving threads
Posted: 13 Feb 2008, 00:11
by timsinister
Madame!
"That's for JESUS."
"Seen my rash?"
Posted: 13 Feb 2008, 00:15
by psichonaut
timsinister wrote:Madame!
"That's for JESUS."
"Seen my rash?"
...and she said"what? rash?.....aye ...rush..."
Posted: 13 Feb 2008, 00:16
by MadameButterfly
Yeah tim...
no i'm married.
Posted: 13 Feb 2008, 00:18
by timsinister
I know, I met him a couple of years back, we played with daleks?
It's not a metaphor!
He's a lucky guy!
Posted: 13 Feb 2008, 00:23
by MadameButterfly
BUZZ tim's out.
Posted: 13 Feb 2008, 00:27
by Syberberg
Cash or cheque?
Used notes please.
Euros or Sterling?
Thank you Patrica.
(loudly) ELDRITCH IS GOD!!!!!!!!
Posted: 13 Feb 2008, 00:45
by 6FeetOver
I've had better...
Posted: 13 Feb 2008, 00:47
by psichonaut
Posted: 13 Feb 2008, 00:48
by Dr Poo
the condom split!
Posted: 13 Feb 2008, 01:08
by Dark
"Heh, high-five!"
...yeah, that wasn't actually made up..