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Three Words You Should Never Say....

Posted: 12 Feb 2008, 23:35
by scotty
.....After Sex!!!!!.

Wow, thanks Mate.

Oh look, Crabs.

What's your name?.

.............

Posted: 12 Feb 2008, 23:36
by mh
Bath time, Rover.

Re: Three Words You Should Never Say....

Posted: 12 Feb 2008, 23:37
by DerekR
scotty wrote:.....After Sex!!!!!.

Wow, thanks Mate.

Oh look, Crabs.

What's your name?.

.............
"your Mum's better" :lol:

Posted: 12 Feb 2008, 23:39
by weebleswobble
Oh, you're breathing....

Posted: 12 Feb 2008, 23:39
by MadameButterfly
Who are you?

Re: Three Words You Should Never Say....

Posted: 12 Feb 2008, 23:45
by Bartek
DerekR wrote: "your Mum's better" :lol:
:lol: :urff: :lol:

so what's next ?

Posted: 12 Feb 2008, 23:47
by DerekR
where's your curtains?

Re: Three Words You Should Never Say....

Posted: 12 Feb 2008, 23:58
by Big Si
scotty wrote:.....After Sex!!!!!.

What's your name?.

.............
:oops: ;D

Posted: 13 Feb 2008, 00:03
by mh
MadameButterfly wrote:Who are you?
Which are you?

Posted: 13 Feb 2008, 00:04
by MadameButterfly
mh wrote:
MadameButterfly wrote:Who are you?
Which are you?
How many are you?

Posted: 13 Feb 2008, 00:05
by DerekR
right, who's next?

Posted: 13 Feb 2008, 00:05
by MadameButterfly
Bust four words. *for me*


:evil:

Posted: 13 Feb 2008, 00:06
by DerekR
MadameButterfly wrote:
mh wrote:
MadameButterfly wrote:Who are you?
Which are you?
How many are you?
bzzzt! disqualified, too many words :wink:

Posted: 13 Feb 2008, 00:06
by MadameButterfly
echo echo coat...

Posted: 13 Feb 2008, 00:09
by DerekR
MadameButterfly wrote:echo echo coat...
oops, tis hard to keep up with these fast moving threads :lol:

Posted: 13 Feb 2008, 00:11
by timsinister
Madame! :notworthy:

"That's for JESUS."

"Seen my rash?"

Posted: 13 Feb 2008, 00:15
by psichonaut
timsinister wrote:Madame! :notworthy:

"That's for JESUS."

"Seen my rash?"
...and she said"what? rash?.....aye ...rush..." :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:

Posted: 13 Feb 2008, 00:16
by MadameButterfly
:eek: Yeah tim...

no i'm married.

Posted: 13 Feb 2008, 00:18
by timsinister
I know, I met him a couple of years back, we played with daleks?

It's not a metaphor!

He's a lucky guy! :D

Posted: 13 Feb 2008, 00:23
by MadameButterfly
BUZZ tim's out.


:lol:

Posted: 13 Feb 2008, 00:27
by Syberberg
Cash or cheque?

Used notes please.

Euros or Sterling?

Thank you Patrica.

(loudly) ELDRITCH IS GOD!!!!!!!!

Posted: 13 Feb 2008, 00:45
by 6FeetOver
I've had better... :roll:

Posted: 13 Feb 2008, 00:47
by psichonaut
SINsister wrote:I've had better... :roll:
:lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:
never said similar things...but thought it lot of times :innocent:

Posted: 13 Feb 2008, 00:48
by Dr Poo
the condom split!

Posted: 13 Feb 2008, 01:08
by Dark
"Heh, high-five!"

...yeah, that wasn't actually made up.. :lol: