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Those with long memories will recall that Andrew Lloyd Webber promised to do the same thing if Labour won in 1997. That's 2 bullets accounted for, then...

I really don't know what to think of her to be honest, though she hasn't done herself any favours and comes across as a bit of a loon though I don't agree she will "fade away into obscurity" though of course it is up to her and I'm sure £60 million might help somewhere along the line.

If the experts are right, there are sixty reasons for calling her "darling"..

Apparently Paul bought her a plane for Christmas...








...and a LadyShave for the other leg.

EvilBastard wrote:Apparently Paul bought her a plane for Christmas...








...and a LadyShave for the other leg.

Tea/Screen/Interface!!

Minus tea, otherwise dito..

Paul went down on one knee when he proposed.....
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or Heather as She's called!

Ooooooooh, that's just horrid, Keef...

SINsister wrote:Ooooooooh, that's just horrid, Keef...

Bet you giggled a wee bit though!!

Paul McCartney calls his kids downstairs after coming back from the hospital where Linda died.

"Kids, I've got some bad news and some good news. The bad news: your mum's died. The good news:









we can have steak for tea!"

Actually, I'm a bit nauseated.

EvilBastard wrote:Paul McCartney calls his kids downstairs after coming back from the hospital where Linda died.

"Kids, I've got some bad news and some good news. The bad news: your mum's died. The good news:









we can have steak for tea!"

Shouldn't laugh but.............

SINsister wrote:Actually, I'm a bit nauseated.

Would it compensate for the nausea a bit that I learnt some new english words here? I had to look up the secondary meanings of "plane" before spitting no tea on the screen

SINsister wrote:Actually, I'm a bit nauseated.

Seconded.
Yeah that's just sick man!

Oh well it's EvilBastard and we know he's going to hell anyway.

MadameButterfly wrote:Oh well it's EvilBastard and we know he's going to hell anyway.

Oh pfegh - you're only jealous that I'm going first class and the rest of you are stuck in coach!

EvilBastard wrote:

MadameButterfly wrote:Oh well it's EvilBastard and we know he's going to hell anyway.

Oh pfegh - you're only jealous that I'm going first class and the rest of you are stuck in coach!

Oh no mister - you and me and a certain meerkat are going what did you say? "first class" hmm...well thank you as i was booked between you and that certain mod in the jokes section quite a long time ago...
MWHAHAHAHA!













*it's in written word, trust me*

a lot of people think it's funny to make jokes about Heather Mills, I think it's prosthetic

MadameButterfly wrote:Oh no mister - you and me and a certain meerkat are going what did you say? "first class" hmm...well thank you as i was booked between you and that certain mod in the jokes section quite a long time ago...

Depends who the mod is - if you think I'm allowing my shot at the Mile High Club to turn into Meerkat Manor, you've got another coming!

EvilBastard wrote:

MadameButterfly wrote:Oh no mister - you and me and a certain meerkat are going what did you say? "first class" hmm...well thank you as i was booked between you and that certain mod in the jokes section quite a long time ago...

Depends who the mod is - if you think I'm allowing my shot at the Mile High Club to turn into Meerkat Manor, you've got another coming!

What are you on about? I haven't clicked the clicky, sorry never do until I don't know what the hell you lot are on about..

Mod the Meerkat is markfiend ~ slaps you for not getting that!

Sorry EB but am really disappointed that you don't remember that.

MadameButterfly wrote:

EvilBastard wrote:

MadameButterfly wrote:Oh no mister - you and me and a certain meerkat are going what did you say? "first class" hmm...well thank you as i was booked between you and that certain mod in the jokes section quite a long time ago...

Depends who the mod is - if you think I'm allowing my shot at the Mile High Club to turn into Meerkat Manor, you've got another coming!

What are you on about? I haven't clicked the clicky, sorry never do until I don't know what the hell you lot are on about..

Mod the Meerkat is markfiend ~ slaps you for not getting that!

Sorry EB but am really disappointed that you don't remember that.

Pshaw - I knew that MarkFiend was The Meerkat, I just didn't know he was a mod

Actually I was hoping that mod was of an altogether more sinfully sisterish persuasion, but it is not to be...[sigh]

EvilBastard wrote:Actually I was hoping that mod was of an altogether more sinfully sisterish persuasion, but it is not to be...[sigh]

Hold on...should I click that clicky?