28 march 03 jooke
Posted: 28 Mar 2003, 12:32
An old one, but...
A chap walks into a pub, sits down at the bar and orders a drink. As he's sat there drinking he hears a strange, squeaky, quiet voice from further down the bar say
"Ooh, you've got nice ears."
The bloke thinks nothing of it and carries on drinking, but a few minutes later he hears the voice again
"You've got a lovely nose, you know. lovely".
Slightly worried, he carries on drinking. until he hears
"Such nice eyes as well".
Finally freaked out, he asks the barman where the voice is coming from, only to be told "Oh, that's just the bowl of peanuts, sir. They're complimentary."
A chap walks into a pub, sits down at the bar and orders a drink. As he's sat there drinking he hears a strange, squeaky, quiet voice from further down the bar say
"Ooh, you've got nice ears."
The bloke thinks nothing of it and carries on drinking, but a few minutes later he hears the voice again
"You've got a lovely nose, you know. lovely".
Slightly worried, he carries on drinking. until he hears
"Such nice eyes as well".
Finally freaked out, he asks the barman where the voice is coming from, only to be told "Oh, that's just the bowl of peanuts, sir. They're complimentary."
