For all you Footie Fans! (14/03/08)
Posted: 14 Mar 2008, 06:34
A little old lady is walking down the street, dragging two plastic bin bags with her, one in each hand.
There's a hole in one of the bags, and every so often a £20 note flies out onto the pavement.
Noticing this, a policeman stops her...."Ma'am, there are £20 notes falling out of that bag..."
"Goodness!" says the little old lady....."I'd better go back and see if I can still find some. Thank you young man! "
"Well now, not so fast," says PC Plod. "How did you get all that money?" "Did you steal it?"
"Oh no", says the little old lady. "You see, my back garden backs onto the car park of the football ground. Each time there's a game, a lot of fans come and pee in the bushes, right into my flower beds!"
"So, I go and stand behind the bushes with a big hedge clipper, and each time someone sticks his little thingy through the bushes, I say: £20 or off it comes!"
"Hey, not a bad idea!" laughs Plod. "OK, good luck!
By the way, what's in the other bag?"
"Well", says the little old lady, "not all of them pay up"....
There's a hole in one of the bags, and every so often a £20 note flies out onto the pavement.
Noticing this, a policeman stops her...."Ma'am, there are £20 notes falling out of that bag..."
"Goodness!" says the little old lady....."I'd better go back and see if I can still find some. Thank you young man! "
"Well now, not so fast," says PC Plod. "How did you get all that money?" "Did you steal it?"
"Oh no", says the little old lady. "You see, my back garden backs onto the car park of the football ground. Each time there's a game, a lot of fans come and pee in the bushes, right into my flower beds!"
"So, I go and stand behind the bushes with a big hedge clipper, and each time someone sticks his little thingy through the bushes, I say: £20 or off it comes!"
"Hey, not a bad idea!" laughs Plod. "OK, good luck!
By the way, what's in the other bag?"
"Well", says the little old lady, "not all of them pay up"....