When I die, I want to be reincarnated as...
Posted: 22 Mar 2008, 02:04
... a cat. Eat, sleep, drink milk, shag, purrr. Heaven.
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Because you want to spend eternity getting up peoples' noses?Syberberg wrote:In answer to your question: Amphetamine sulphate.
What a short life span of something that's a chemical...Syberberg wrote: In answer to your question: Amphetamine sulphate.
Well, he won't be getting up mine, that's for sure.EvilBastard wrote:Because you want to spend eternity getting up peoples' noses?Syberberg wrote:In answer to your question: Amphetamine sulphate.
Well Sinnie at least you are like a bird that can fly away...SINsister wrote:Though someone once told me that she thought I resembled a cat...all I need for you to know is:
I'm like a bird (I'll only fly away)...
Aye. But thankfully, I don't sing like this...MadameButterfly wrote:Well Sinnie at least you are like a bird that can fly away...
EvilBastard wrote:Because you want to spend eternity getting up peoples' noses?Syberberg wrote:In answer to your question: Amphetamine sulphate.
Hmm. Wouldn't reincarnation as an enema be more appropriate, then?Syberberg wrote:EvilBastard wrote:Because you want to spend eternity getting up peoples' noses?Syberberg wrote:In answer to your question: Amphetamine sulphate.
Call it revenge.
Ah, but does Amphetamine sulphate breakdown in the body, or pass intact? (I honestly don't know the answer to that one).MadameButterfly wrote:What a short life span of something that's a chemical...Syberberg wrote: In answer to your question: Amphetamine sulphate.
Don't think how you might want to escape this life unto the other, what would you like to become? Is Amphetamine sulphate is still your answer?
No appy-polly-logies necessary, sir.Syberberg wrote:Unfortunately, however, I don't discuss my spirituality and beliefs in public. They are a private matter. Sorry.
This way I'd get positive karma.SINsister wrote:Hmm. Wouldn't reincarnation as an enema be more appropriate, then?Syberberg wrote:EvilBastard wrote: Because you want to spend eternity getting up peoples' noses?
Call it revenge.
Hmmm, I'd be inclined to think not. There's a lot of general misunderstanding about what reincarnation (or the theories and concept thereof) are in the West.SINsister wrote:Seeing as how my life's turned out thus far, I'd probably end up being reincarnated as a cockroach, ffs.
Now you know why I answered the way I did to start with.SINsister wrote:
Time for Wiki, methinks!
*Goes off to do some research*
ETA: Now that I think about it, my mom's lovely Indian friends (Hindus) said that reincarnation's what one tries to avoid...
That reminds me of a line from a Terry Pratchett book: "...he looked like he'd been a horse in all his previous lives and only narrowly missed out this time around." (Or something like that).d00mw0lf wrote:I'm very much a rat. I was probably a rat before, I'm pretty damn rattish now and I'm more than happy to be a rat again.
That character and I must be related. After all, I've certainly got the huge horse teeth to prove it (and I'm nothing but a horse's ass, most of the time). \m/Syberberg wrote:That reminds me of a line from a Terry Pratchett book: "...he looked like he'd been a horse in all his previous lives and only narrowly missed out this time around." (Or something like that).
You do realise that, by saying such things and proving that not all astoundingly beautiful women are shallow, narcissistic, vacant-headed, nasty b!tches, just makes you even more attractive don't you?SINsister wrote:That character and I must be related. After all, I've certainly got the huge horse teeth to prove it (and I'm nothing but a horse's ass, most of the time). \m/Syberberg wrote:That reminds me of a line from a Terry Pratchett book: "...he looked like he'd been a horse in all his previous lives and only narrowly missed out this time around." (Or something like that).