Heartland

Well?

Tell the truth now. It's what Easter's all about.

Dunno, I don't look at pr0n.

My PM box would shock you all!

SINsister wrote:Dunno, I don't look at pr0n.

So, you must find Heartland more appealing.

Well, Heartland's got far fewer hideous, hairy males (:urff:) and a lot less silicone, methinks...

SINsister wrote:Well, Heartland's got far fewer hideous, hairy males (:urff:) and a lot less silicone, methinks...

You should be looking at the gay porn methinks. Just pretend you're the one to turn them.

No thanks. Looking at pr0n (especially if it includes attractive males) only emphasizes what I don't get to enjoy, you see. Ho-hum.

Are you from a Methodist background?

I'm an atheist.

I also live in Chicago, Illinois, USA. There are no good-looking (tall, skinny, young, smart, single) men, here. If there are, I haven't seen any.

Oh, wait - I did see one, but that was in 2005, or thereabouts. And he might've had a girlfriend. He could've been gay, for all I know.

Remind me, when did Sinatra die?

Francis wrote:Are you from a Methodist background?

I have it on excellent authority that not only is Sinny not from a Methodist (or indeed methylated) background, but she should have no need for pr0n, being as she is drop-dead bl**dy gorgeous. She is the sort of person the rest of us fantasise about, and one of these days someone tall, skinny, young, smart, and single enough is going to be lucky enough to feel her eyes upon him.

At that point, of course, we'll have to kill him, if only because no-one should be that lucky.

Nice shot Pal.

EB, are you trying to make me cry, or what?

MadameButterfly wrote:My PM box would shock you all!

Try us!

Francis wrote:Well?

Tell the truth now. It's what Easter's all about.

Pardon?
I don't quite get the connection between Confessionals and Heartland? ...
Are you Roman Catholic perchance?
I see Heartland more akin to Counselling, much like in The Sopranos!
- Now there's a Freudian Slip!
Now, if you'll excuse me?! ...

SINsister wrote:EB, are you trying to make me cry, or what?

I would sooner remove both of my eyes with a rusty pruning knife than see one tear fall from yours.

Nothing is more interesting than porn, what a silly fookin' question

Neither's true for me as my missus has nothing against porn. Errh.

i voted for HL...but i have to say, i prefere 15 mins of "real" sex than 2 hours on the PC chatting

Bit of a tough question, define porn for starters. As a knee jerk reaction, I tend to loathe it.

I can almost certainly say that HL is infinitely more interesting - pr0n is defined by a lack of participation in any real action wheras, for me, HL has been quite the opposite

psichonaut wrote:i prefere 15 mins of "real" sex

15 mins is still very early foreplay time!

MadameButterfly wrote:

psichonaut wrote:i prefere 15 mins of "real" sex

15 mins is still very early foreplay time!

...it's not my case....but with 2 "monsters" around my home....sometimes

He's Italian, Debs.

boudicca wrote:He's Italian, Debs.

....we in Italy say about "you" brithish people:"no sex, we're english"
....well, better 15 minuts

MadameButterfly wrote: 15 mins is still very early foreplay time!

Foreplay? What's that?