Oh well!
Posted: 02 Apr 2003, 15:55
> ROMANCE MATHEMATICS
> Smart man + smart woman = romance
> Smart man + dumb woman = affair
> Dumb man + smart woman = marriage
> Dumb man + dumb woman = pregnancy
> OFFICE ARITHMETIC
> Smart boss + smart employee = profit
> Smart boss + dumb employee = production
> Dumb boss + smart employee = promotion
> Dumb boss + dumb employee = overtime
>
> SHOPPING MATH
> A man will pay $2 for a $1 item he needs.
> A woman will pay $1 for a $2 item that she doesn't need.
>
> GENERAL EQUATIONS &STATISTICS
> A woman worries about the future until she gets a husband.
> A man never worries about the future until he gets a wife.
> A successful man is one who makes more money than his wife can spend.
> A successful woman is one who can find such a man.
>
> HAPPINESS
> To be happy with a man, you must understand him a lot and love him a
little.
> To be happy with a woman, you must love her a lot and not try to
understand
> her at all.
>
> LONGEVITY
> Married men live longer than single men do, but married men are a lot more
> willing to die.
>
> PROPENSITY TO CHANGE
> A woman marries a man expecting he will change, but he doesn't.
> A man marries a woman expecting that she won't change, and she does.
> DISCUSSION TECHNIQUE
> A woman has the last word in any argument.
> Anything a man says after that is the beginning of a new argument.
>
> HOW TO STOP PEOPLE FROM BUGGING YOU ABOUT GETTING MARRIED
> Old aunts used to come up to me at weddings, poking me in the ribs and
> cackling, telling me, "You're next." They stopped after I started doing
the
> same thing to them at funerals.
>
> SEND THIS TO A SMART WOMAN WHO NEEDS A LAUGH AND TO THE SMART GUYS YOU
> KNOW CAN HANDLE IT.
> Smart man + smart woman = romance
> Smart man + dumb woman = affair
> Dumb man + smart woman = marriage
> Dumb man + dumb woman = pregnancy
> OFFICE ARITHMETIC
> Smart boss + smart employee = profit
> Smart boss + dumb employee = production
> Dumb boss + smart employee = promotion
> Dumb boss + dumb employee = overtime
>
> SHOPPING MATH
> A man will pay $2 for a $1 item he needs.
> A woman will pay $1 for a $2 item that she doesn't need.
>
> GENERAL EQUATIONS &STATISTICS
> A woman worries about the future until she gets a husband.
> A man never worries about the future until he gets a wife.
> A successful man is one who makes more money than his wife can spend.
> A successful woman is one who can find such a man.
>
> HAPPINESS
> To be happy with a man, you must understand him a lot and love him a
little.
> To be happy with a woman, you must love her a lot and not try to
understand
> her at all.
>
> LONGEVITY
> Married men live longer than single men do, but married men are a lot more
> willing to die.
>
> PROPENSITY TO CHANGE
> A woman marries a man expecting he will change, but he doesn't.
> A man marries a woman expecting that she won't change, and she does.
> DISCUSSION TECHNIQUE
> A woman has the last word in any argument.
> Anything a man says after that is the beginning of a new argument.
>
> HOW TO STOP PEOPLE FROM BUGGING YOU ABOUT GETTING MARRIED
> Old aunts used to come up to me at weddings, poking me in the ribs and
> cackling, telling me, "You're next." They stopped after I started doing
the
> same thing to them at funerals.
>
> SEND THIS TO A SMART WOMAN WHO NEEDS A LAUGH AND TO THE SMART GUYS YOU
> KNOW CAN HANDLE IT.
lol