Heartland

Made me chuckle:

http://news.bbc.co.uk/player/nol/newsid ... =1&bbcws=1#

I tried to get scotty with an April fool regarding Ghost Dance reforming. Not sure if I suceeded cos my mobile battery went flat

Surely even he's no that stupid

the-happening wrote:Made me chuckle:

http://news.bbc.co.uk/player/nol/newsid ... =1&bbcws=1#

I saw that!

Just think of all the TV licence payers money they wasted.....

And if Penguins could fly, how long would it be before some bright spark thought about breeding them so they could be eaten and their eggs could be boiled, poached, fried etc etc

The Google-results of tomorrow!
And yes, the flying penguins rock them all!

I saw through that one straight away (even zombified at 7am this morning), but I was actually taken in by that one a few years back about The Proclaimers not being related

I am pretty gullible, it has to be said.

boudicca wrote:I am pretty gullible, it has to be said.

Did you know the word 'gullible' does not actually mean what you think it does.

Go on, check your dictionary if you don't believe me.

I think there was one ages and ages ago about people picking spaghetti from trees in Italy

Mind you, almost got taken in by Sarah Brightman becoming the new Nightwish vocalist in last April's Terrorizer magazine! Not that I like Nightwish, they're pants but what a great idea!

DerekR wrote:

boudicca wrote:I am pretty gullible, it has to be said.

Did you know the word 'gullible' does not actually mean what you think it does.

Go on, check your dictionary if you don't believe me.

Yeah yeah yeah... now that one hasn't got me since I was about 8

Indulged in some fairly mediocre high jinx at work today - stealing all of Colleague A's pens and hiding them around the desk of Colleague B. Made slightly more amusing by casually planting the seeds about Colleague B's "pen fetish" a couple of days ago...

I tell you, it's a regular fun factory.

boudicca wrote:

DerekR wrote:

boudicca wrote:I am pretty gullible, it has to be said.

Did you know the word 'gullible' does not actually mean what you think it does.

Go on, check your dictionary if you don't believe me.

Yeah yeah yeah... now that one hasn't got me since I was about 8

@ Boudicca - LOVE the new Avatar - where there's a hat there's a home - or something

Got this e-mail from the company I got my laptop from. Must admit, it took me a couple of minutes to realise it was a gag!

http://www.laptopsdirect.co.uk/bodyadvertising/

Try playing a joke on someone tomorrow, when they think it's all over and they're safe.

Jings crivens Steve, does the hilarity ever end in that place?

Andy TG wrote:@ Boudicca - LOVE the new Avatar - where there's a hat there's a home - or something

It's Tim's CHEESE HAT.
Ask not

(eagle eyed Leeds hardc0re HLanders will note my location in that pic )

Brideoffrankenstein wrote:I think there was one ages and ages ago about people picking spaghetti from trees in Italy

smiscandlon wrote:Indulged in some fairly mediocre high jinx at work today - stealing all of Colleague A's pens and hiding them around the desk of Colleague B. Made slightly more amusing by casually planting the seeds about Colleague B's "pen fetish" a couple of days ago...

I tell you, it's a regular fun factory.

Not when you do have a genuine pen fetish (like me) and someone steals them all

Brideoffrankenstein wrote:Not when you do have a genuine pen fetish (like me)

Tell us more!

smiscandlon wrote:

Brideoffrankenstein wrote:Not when you do have a genuine pen fetish (like me)

Tell us more!

It's not one I've heard of before. Can it be incorporated into other fetishes....

No, I know quite a few people at work with a pen fetish.

One in ten, they say...

Pens are excellent and in my job we get a lot of freebies from drug reps and I refuse to speak to them unless I get a pen I have a (secret)drawer full of "drug pens" all covered in violently clashing colours and drug names. My favourite pen at the moment is my Nurofen one, which I am currently using at the moment and the next best one is the one that Rosemont do to advertise their liquid medicines "Specials" service (when they make things up from scratch when a doctor prescribes a strength which doesn't exist), but the worst pen I had was from Roche, though they did give us some nice tea cups and bought us doughnuts!

boudicca wrote:No, I know quite a few people at work with a pen fetish.

One in ten, they say...

Yep - guilty.
I have all purple stationery on my desk. Some swine stole my purple hole-punch. I was gutted.

My staff give me jip for it, but hey, when your job is totally poo, there has to be something to cheer you up, even if it is just purple sticky tape (yes the tape itself is purple).

Purple sticky tape?
Actually, we like to steal the black-and-yellow-striped caution tape at work and put it here and there.. or on the backs of irritating coworkers.

I've got an addiction to our Dymo labelling machine at the moment, everything that stands still gets labelled!

splintered thing wrote:I have all purple stationery on my desk. Some swine stole my purple hole-punch. I was gutted.

My staff give me jip for it, but hey, when your job is totally poo, there has to be something to cheer you up, even if it is just purple sticky tape (yes the tape itself is purple).

Well, I'm scared, anyone else?