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Are you a Ned or a Slapper? (New Personality Test)

Posted: 04 Apr 2003, 18:43
by Big Si

Posted: 06 Apr 2003, 06:57
by Zuma
Rating 2: Hauf-a-Ned

You’re just not the full bifta ur ye? Fair enough, you could do dot tae dot on yer coupon that you’ve that many plooks, ‘n’ ye can handle yer buckie ‘n’ yer jellies, but you’d be keechin’ in yer joggies if it came to a proper square go. Think yer a bit of a ticket? I’ll punch a hole in ye son.


Glad it was omly a 2! - well I was brung up in a better part of Glasgie..

not sure if too many folks will get the joke though :)

Re: Are you a Ned or a Slapper? (New Personality Test)

Posted: 10 Apr 2003, 03:30
by cyn
What's a Ned?

and I couldn't understand half the questions :cry:

Posted: 10 Apr 2003, 14:43
by Big Si
cyn Posted: Thu 10 Apr, 2003 Post subject: Re: Are you a Ned or a Slapper? (New Personality Test)

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Big Si wrote:
http://www.bbc.co.uk/scotland/entertain ... ndex.shtml


What's a Ned?

and I couldn't understand half the questions
NED - Non Educated Delinquent (or SCALLY as they are known in the north of england), you can tell them by the brightly colored tracksuits (in glasgow they tuck them into bright white sports socks ;D ), baseball caps (worn at a distinctive angle) and gold sovereign rings on each and every finger.

For more info try this page and learn the banter - http://www.bbc.co.uk/scotland/entertain ... tion.shtml

Enjoy! :lol: :D

Posted: 11 Apr 2003, 03:22
by cyn
Big Si wrote:
cyn Posted: Thu 10 Apr, 2003 Post subject: Re: Are you a Ned or a Slapper? (New Personality Test)

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Big Si wrote:
http://www.bbc.co.uk/scotland/entertain ... ndex.shtml


What's a Ned?

and I couldn't understand half the questions
NED - Non Educated Delinquent (or SCALLY as they are known in the north of england), you can tell them by the brightly colored tracksuits (in glasgow they tuck them into bright white sports socks ;D ), baseball caps (worn at a distinctive angle) and gold sovereign rings on each and every finger.

For more info try this page and learn the banter - http://www.bbc.co.uk/scotland/entertain ... tion.shtml

Enjoy! :lol: :D
Eeeewww sounds Ghetto to me.

Posted: 11 Apr 2003, 19:42
by Zuma
Just got the Burd tae answer ra questions - part-time slapper :D Some what relieved as I only see her at weekends :wink:

Posted: 15 Jun 2003, 22:48
by Big Si

Posted: 16 Jun 2003, 19:28
by 6FeetOver
Apparently, I'm a "Pro Slapper" - who knew?! :eek: :twisted: :innocent: :von:

Posted: 19 Jun 2003, 18:11
by slicepack
Well all did :wink:

Posted: 19 Jun 2003, 23:19
by 6FeetOver
slicepack wrote:Well all did :wink:
HEY!!! :evil: I resemble that remark! Hahaha!! J/k... :wink: ;D :innocent: