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what is it about will self...

Posted: 11 Apr 2008, 09:38
by Quiff Boy
...that makes having a dictionary to hand almost compulsary when reading his work :?:

such is his way with words that it even makes reviewers talk utter b****ks when discussing his work :lol:

for example:
http://www.telegraph.co.uk/arts/main.jh ... sel106.xml
a nightmare transcontinental journey of restitution which Tom and his companion - an epicene British malefactor - must undertake to assuage the conflated exigencies of tribal lore mingled with an American-style compensation culture and the tontine system of investment that has proved such a reliable narrative standby for fantasy-merchants from Robert Louis Stevenson to the creators of The Weakest Link.
restitution
epicene
malefactor
assuage
conflated
exigencies
tontine

and those are not his words but those of the telegraph writer interviewing him :o

christ almighty :urff: :lol: :lol:

Re: what is it about will self...

Posted: 11 Apr 2008, 09:44
by Debaser
Quiff Boy wrote:


epicene

Isn't that a French swimming pool? :lol:

Re: what is it about will self...

Posted: 11 Apr 2008, 11:10
by Izzy HaveMercy
Debaser wrote:
Quiff Boy wrote:


epicene

Isn't that a French swimming pool? :lol:
;D or a Dutch urinoir?


IZ.

Re: what is it about will self...

Posted: 11 Apr 2008, 12:44
by Hexe Luciferia
Quiff Boy wrote: assuage
Sounds like some sort of kinky sexual practice... :roll: :lol:

Re: what is it about will self...

Posted: 11 Apr 2008, 12:46
by smiscandlon
Hexe Luciferia wrote:
Quiff Boy wrote: assuage
Sounds like some sort of kinky sexual practice... :roll: :lol:
You're thinking of "sausage".

Posted: 11 Apr 2008, 12:49
by Mrs RicheyJames
Ask my smart arse husband ;)

Re: what is it about will self...

Posted: 11 Apr 2008, 12:54
by Hexe Luciferia
smiscandlon wrote:
Hexe Luciferia wrote:
Quiff Boy wrote: assuage
Sounds like some sort of kinky sexual practice... :roll: :lol:
You're thinking of "sausage".
Mmmh no, not really. I was thinking more along the lines of "backside" and "France" (I can't articulate any decent/intelligent thoughts today. My bad. Sorry).

Re: what is it about will self...

Posted: 11 Apr 2008, 12:55
by smiscandlon
Hexe Luciferia wrote:
smiscandlon wrote:
Hexe Luciferia wrote: Sounds like some sort of kinky sexual practice... :roll: :lol:
You're thinking of "sausage".
Mmmh no, not really. I was thinking more along the lines of "backside" and "France" (I can't articulate any decent/intelligent thoughts today. My bad. Sorry).
I was trying to be funny. My bad. Sorry.

Re: what is it about will self...

Posted: 11 Apr 2008, 13:17
by boudicca
Quiff Boy wrote: malefactor
assuage
conflated
I know those three, is that a good score?
And I think I have an idea about "epicine".
What do I win? ;D

Re: what is it about will self...

Posted: 11 Apr 2008, 13:29
by Hexe Luciferia
smiscandlon wrote:
Hexe Luciferia wrote:
smiscandlon wrote: You're thinking of "sausage".
Mmmh no, not really. I was thinking more along the lines of "backside" and "France" (I can't articulate any decent/intelligent thoughts today. My bad. Sorry).
I was trying to be funny. My bad. Sorry.
I was trying to do the same thing actually :eek:
Surprising how we "spoke" the same language but din't meet on the right track :eek:
(Well, not hearing the other's tone of voice is a big problem when chatting on the net -and I would like to keep the number of freaky smileys down...)

Posted: 11 Apr 2008, 13:31
by smiscandlon
:lol: :oops: :wink: :P :kiss: ;D :innocent:

Better?

:twisted:

Posted: 11 Apr 2008, 13:32
by Hexe Luciferia
smiscandlon wrote::lol: :oops: :wink: :P :kiss: ;D :innocent:

Better?

:twisted:
:eek: :eek:
*starts the "tune from Psycho" *

Posted: 11 Apr 2008, 13:38
by 6FeetOver
*Has to go look up this "Will Self" individual, as she's no clue*
:oops: :|

Posted: 11 Apr 2008, 13:43
by smiscandlon
I do have one of his books somewhere, but never read it (can't even remember which one)...

Posted: 11 Apr 2008, 14:23
by James Blast
I've only read 'Cock & Bull' and 'Scale' and they're both rather... odd

Posted: 11 Apr 2008, 16:01
by Silver_Owl
James Blast wrote:I've only read 'Cock & Bull' and 'Scale' and they're both rather... odd
Yes - I've read both of them too and enjoyed the former. Great Apes is fairly good too but he doesn't half show off. :roll:

Posted: 11 Apr 2008, 16:43
by mh
"Tontine"'s the only one I don't know. Does that mean I'm in the lead? ;D

Posted: 11 Apr 2008, 16:51
by Dark
Tontine was the only word I knew. :lol:

Posted: 11 Apr 2008, 17:34
by Brideoffrankenstein
Well I don't know any of them so what do I get? :lol:

Posted: 11 Apr 2008, 17:35
by Silver_Owl
Brideoffrankenstein wrote:Well I don't know any of them so what do I get? :lol:
This....Image :innocent:

And where's the sword gone? :wink:

Posted: 11 Apr 2008, 17:37
by Brideoffrankenstein
Hom_Corleone wrote:
Brideoffrankenstein wrote:Well I don't know any of them so what do I get? :lol:
This....Image :innocent:

And where's the sword gone? :wink:
It has been out back in it's sheath for the time being though it can be resurrected! \m/

Posted: 11 Apr 2008, 17:46
by James Blast
still disnae match The Michty Stormbringer! :lol:
Image

Posted: 11 Apr 2008, 17:52
by Brideoffrankenstein
Hmmm my sword was Icelandic so I'm afraid it does!

Posted: 11 Apr 2008, 18:05
by James Blast
does it have Pakora Juice on it's blade?

Posted: 11 Apr 2008, 18:12
by EvilBastard
James Blast wrote:still disnae match The Michty Stormbringer! :lol:
Image
That's never Elric's Stormbringer - I mean, it might borrow souls for a while without asking, and return them slightly soiled, but it's never going to have the testicular fortitude to actually steal them. It's too short - you want to give that one some spinach and send it to the gym for a work-out :lol: