Fencing

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Francis
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These recent winds require me to spend my enforced holidays repairing B&Qs finest joinery panels. DIY's not my strenght. All suggestions welcome. Assuming I'm up in time to take delivery. Sod it, I'm of to surf for porn...
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You'll want to use pressure-treated lumber to resist rot and insect infestation.
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EvilBastard wrote:You'll want to use pressure-treated lumber to resist rot and insect infestation.
You get that from surfing porn? :eek:
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Petseri wrote:
EvilBastard wrote:You'll want to use pressure-treated lumber to resist rot and insect infestation.
You get that from surfing porn? :eek:
If you're surfing pron then you'll want to maintain firm pressure on your wood otherwise it's liable to rot and go soft, yes. And if you're not careful zipping up you're liable to get insect infestation in the form of catching it in your flies. :lol:
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Which is all well and good, but where does the pressure treated lumber come in?


On second thoughts....



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I can heartily recommend that you don't get the brushwood fencing on a roll. The lovely fence I erected a couple of weeks ago is now in bits all over the front garden. :evil:
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The point of this thread was to provide me with excuses not to fix my fencing while the rain and wind prevailed. You failed.
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Way to pass the buck there, Frannie. ;) :P :lol:
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