National Fig Roll Crisis!

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EvilBastard
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We were alerted to the absence of the legendary biscuit by a concerned reader.
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:cry: Between that and all the bees popping their clogs... :cry:
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I can cope with a lack of fig rolls if it means no wasps.
Any more of that and we'll be round your front door with the quick-setting whitewash and the shaved monkey.
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Mmm. Factory effluent.
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Brideoffrankenstein
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I bloody love fig rolls, though haven't had them for years. I can't stand actual figs though.
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fig newtons. haven't had them for years now
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Brideoffrankenstein wrote:I bloody love fig rolls, though haven't had them for years. I can't stand actual figs though.
ditto!
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emilystrange wrote:
Brideoffrankenstein wrote:I bloody love fig rolls, though haven't had them for years. I can't stand actual figs though.
ditto!
I bought some dried ones from Julian Graves a few months ago - what a mistake that was! :lol:

Even My Mum The Health Freak didn't want them! And I bought two bags on buy one get one free. Luckily someone at work wanted them :urff:
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mr s will always eat them.
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Figs, prunes, dates, all yummy!

Don't eat too much though, unless you fancy an extended period on the old ivory throne
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