HBD Evil Bastard!

Does exactly what it says on the tin. Some of the nonsense contained herein may be very loosely related to The Sisters of Mercy, but I wouldn't bet your PayPal account on it. In keeping with the internet's general theme nothing written here should be taken as Gospel: over three quarters of it is utter gibberish, and most of the forum's denizens haven't spoken to another human being face-to-face for decades. Don't worry your pretty little heads about it. Above all else, remember this: You don't have to stay forever. I will understand.
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eotunun
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A happy birthday to you, Sire!
Including best wishes for a happy new year!
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Happy Birthday EB! :D
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timsinister
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All the best :D
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Spigel
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Happy birthday O EvilBastard
May the force be with you.....Always
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Have a great day you 'orrible sodding bastard :twisted: ;D
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Happy Birthday EB
thanks...my Lord...i'm unbeliver
tear up your pants for psicho...and jump on him
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HB EB! :notworthy:
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Bartek
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haby ppirthday ! :kiss: :notworthy:
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BillyBadBreaks
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what they all said!
You still think swastikas look cool
The real nazis run your schools
They're coaches, businessmen and cops
In a real fourth reich you'll be the first to go
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James Blast
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Time is money, Bastard!

Get Pished, Destroy! :twisted:
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ImageHappy Motherf*ckingsh#tw%nkarsecnut of a day mate Image
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Aye. Have a good 'un, you evil bastard you. :D
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DocSommer
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HBD mr bastardo
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Hexe Luciferia
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Happy Birthday sir!
I'll shove that bat up your a** and turn you into a popsicle
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A very Bappy Hirthday to you, good sir! ;D Thanks again for the excellent meal and the equally-excellent company and conversation! :notworthy:
I left my heart in Ballycastle... :cry: :cry: :cry:
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Evil Birthday Happybastard.

;D

or should it be....?
No it looks better that way ;D ;D
Cheers.
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James Blast
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evil happy day birth bastard?
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birth bastard evil day happy?
Perhaps???

Nah, 1st one was better.
:lol:
Cheers.
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James Blast
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I disagree
"And when you start to think about death, you start to think about what's after it. And then you start hoping there is a God. For me, it's a frightening thought to go nowhere".
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A real groovy day wished 8)
Styles are a lie.

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Have an evil birthday you bastard!

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it's all about circles and spirals
that ongoing eternity
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HBD :)
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Appi Burfdi :)
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Happy Birthday EB :notworthy: , a top bloke indeed :von:
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[wipes away tiny tear]

:notworthy: :notworthy: Deeply touched :notworthy: :notworthy:

PS I'm going with evil birth - happy bastard-day 8)
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