20th June 2008
Posted: 20 Jun 2008, 14:54
An old man goes to the doctor's..... He walks into the busy waiting room, goes up to the desk and says to the receptionist,"Can I please see the doctor?"
"Certainly sir," she says. "What is it about?"
"I've got a problem with my cock."
A few stifled chuckles spread round the room, the receptionist is obviously slightly embarrassed and flustered. "Sir, I would advise that you do not speak like that, in such a public place."
The old man is indignant. "If you don't want an embarrassing answer, you shouldn't ask embarrassing questions," he says.
"But sir, surely it would make sense just to make up a problem, and then tell the doctor the real problem when you see him. Say it is a problem with your ear or something. That would cause much less embarrassment."
"Ok, I take your point", says the old man.
The receptionist continues, "Shall we start again?"
"Yes, can I please see the doctor," says the man.
"Certainly, sir" replies the receptionist. "What is it about?"
"I have a problem with my ear."
"Uh-huh, and what is the problem?"
"It hurts when I p*ss out of it!"
"Certainly sir," she says. "What is it about?"
"I've got a problem with my cock."
A few stifled chuckles spread round the room, the receptionist is obviously slightly embarrassed and flustered. "Sir, I would advise that you do not speak like that, in such a public place."
The old man is indignant. "If you don't want an embarrassing answer, you shouldn't ask embarrassing questions," he says.
"But sir, surely it would make sense just to make up a problem, and then tell the doctor the real problem when you see him. Say it is a problem with your ear or something. That would cause much less embarrassment."
"Ok, I take your point", says the old man.
The receptionist continues, "Shall we start again?"
"Yes, can I please see the doctor," says the man.
"Certainly, sir" replies the receptionist. "What is it about?"
"I have a problem with my ear."
"Uh-huh, and what is the problem?"
"It hurts when I p*ss out of it!"
