Why did God create Women................?
Posted: 02 Jul 2008, 11:33
................'cause Beer can't cook chips 
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Why did God create Women................?
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Posted: 02 Jul 2008, 12:18
Even w*nking can get boring...
Posted: 02 Jul 2008, 12:35
...to wish johnny boy a happy birthday, surely? 
Re: Why did God create Women................?
Posted: 02 Jul 2008, 14:01
And neither can sheepscotty wrote:................'cause Beer can't cook chips
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Re: Why did God create Women................?
Posted: 02 Jul 2008, 14:53
Mine cooks a mean Irish Stew, I have to say...EvilBastard wrote:And neither can sheepscotty wrote:................'cause Beer can't cook chips
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Maybe the wrong brand of sheep?
Take the ones that go baa a lot and taste slightly of wet wool.
IZ.
Re: Why did God create Women................?
Posted: 02 Jul 2008, 17:39
[quote="Izzy HaveMercyTake the ones that...taste slightly of wet wool.[/quote]
That's where I've been going wrong - I only know brazillian sheep.
That's where I've been going wrong - I only know brazillian sheep.
Re: Why did God create Women................?
Posted: 03 Jul 2008, 20:08
... and it would surely hurt to put the flesh flute into that beer can, wouldn't it?scotty wrote:................'cause Beer can't cook chips
Re: Why did God create Women................?
Posted: 03 Jul 2008, 20:25
No it doesn'tcanon docre wrote:... and it would surely hurt to put the flesh flute into that beer can, wouldn't it?scotty wrote:................'cause Beer can't cook chips
Re: Why did God create Women................?
Posted: 03 Jul 2008, 20:41
Surely no problem for you, Gollum.Gollum's Cock wrote:No it doesn'tcanon docre wrote:... and it would surely hurt to put the flesh flute into that beer can, wouldn't it?scotty wrote:................'cause Beer can't cook chips
Re: Why did God create Women................?
Posted: 04 Jul 2008, 10:39
I was 'nt in an "excited" state. More marshmallowy.canon docre wrote:Surely no problem for you, Gollum.Gollum's Cock wrote:No it doesn'tcanon docre wrote: ... and it would surely hurt to put the flesh flute into that beer can, wouldn't it?
Posted: 04 Jul 2008, 20:24
....to keep men in line...
Posted: 04 Jul 2008, 21:53
1)Because He knew men would be too embarrassed/stupid/macho/fill in your own adjective to ask for directions!
2)Men are really wimps when it comes to pain & would never make it through childbirth. Hell, half of them get sick just watching it!
2)Men are really wimps when it comes to pain & would never make it through childbirth. Hell, half of them get sick just watching it!
Posted: 04 Jul 2008, 22:07
psycho~feminism ?
Posted: 04 Jul 2008, 23:07
To look after our lighters.
They will always ALL be in the handbag.
FACT
They will always ALL be in the handbag.
FACT
Posted: 04 Jul 2008, 23:10
Is that similar to arrogant misoganyism?
Posted: 04 Jul 2008, 23:15
Possibly, but at least I know where MY lighter is.msm67 wrote:Is that similar to arrogant misoganyism?
Posted: 04 Jul 2008, 23:50
@Pista...you've never seen the inside of my handbag! trust me, you don't want it in there unless you can wait 20 minutes to light up. I always make the other half carry them.