OK Ladies...WHY Did God Create Men.....

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msm67
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....besides a sick sense of humor????

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to feel woman better, always.
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they cause ME a LOT of trouble
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We CAN open jars.
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Pista wrote:We CAN open jars.
Vibrators cannae get the drinks in :wink: ;D
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Big Si wrote:
Pista wrote:We CAN open jars.
Vibrators cannae get the drinks in :wink: ;D
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simple - big bOObies

they're fuckin' great, the day I die is the day I never need to see another pair of pendulous swinging melons avec Scammel wheel nuts!
Oh Lordy! but they are bags of fun, :D :D

see what I diddy there? ;D ;D

several times...sorry
it's a subject very close to my heart :|

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You should have been in my local this evening then. :innocent: :wink:
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10x8s, my desk, thi morra morn - Stat!
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@Bartek...is that related to arrogant misogany? :lol: Btw, I am so far from being a "feminist" it's funny! I really do think men are great! (99% of the time)

@pista...I must be a very capable female then as I've never had a jar I couldn't open...the old rubberband around the top ALWAYS works.

@Izzy...at least vibrators can always get in as they never have too much to drink!
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have you got big tits?
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@Mr. Blast...they're big enough to have kept my man happy for the past 27yrs! Best of all, still in the same condition as they were before the kiddies came along! :lol: :lol: Hell, gotta love a guy who's blunt! :notworthy:
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No idea, really. I've (almost) no use for them...







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Well, actually, I'm only half-kidding. :|
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msm67 wrote:@Izzy...at least vibrators can always get in as they never have too much to drink!
You're confusing avatars I think, Simon's wan is a wee bit more yellow and slightly offensive ;D

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msm67 wrote:@Izzy...
:?:
msm67 wrote:@Big Si...at least vibrators can always get in as they never have too much to drink!
Otter's Pockets are in different sizes :wink:

I've never had enough to drink :|
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....to play with?
it's all about circles and spirals
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....to mindf*ck? :wink:
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both sexes do that dear! :wink:
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We learned from the masters :P
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For my entertainment, clearly.
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Oh most definately! :notworthy: :notworthy: :notworthy:

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Wish he'd create a few more "entertaining" ones though. He could do worse than to refer to that Nick+Blixa night on the telly last night for some guidance :wink:

Men are also indispensable as they seem far more amenable to 4-hour long conversations about the merits of some long-forgotten and obscure album, or the production of some classic or other. Since I am, at heart, a socially inept music geek, and form my most meaningful bonds with other human beings through music, this is a very welcome feature of their design ;D

They can also provide quite a lot of fun if you take their clothes off.
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i'm sure you had a splendid view my dear! that's the way!
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@ Izzy...my sincerest apologies, sir! :oops:

@Boudicca(hope I spelled that correctly!)...I agree that men can be alot of fun! I wouldn't trade mine for anything in the world...not even a new Sisters release! Actually, I prefer them as friends also. Less catty & all that. As for them being designed to like music, that's very true. Half my conversations with guys start out with music as the subject and the other half with sports. Suits me just fine!

@Si...forgive my cluelessness but what the hell is an "otter pocket"? :D
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A more pertinent question is: why did women create god?
And you know that she's half crazy but that's why you want to be there.
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