People can go to Brighton for that sort of thing

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A news item in various newspapers this morning:
A lap-dancing club which caused an outcry when it opened three weeks ago has been destroyed by fire.
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The club had outraged residents. Mum Lorna Gaston said she was horrified to hear it had a private booth where men were tied down to watch naked dancers perform. She said: "People can go to Brighton for that sort of thing!"
What does she mean? :lol:
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lazarus corporation wrote:A news item in various newspapers this morning:
A lap-dancing club which caused an outcry when it opened three weeks ago has been destroyed by fire.
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The club had outraged residents. Mum Lorna Gaston said she was horrified to hear it had a private booth where men were tied down to watch naked dancers perform. She said: "People can go to Brighton for that sort of thing!"
What does she mean? :lol:
I guess she's "speaking as a mother" :lol:
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Reminds me of the Royle Family when the Gran is talking about a grandson of her friend....'He went to Brighton for the weekend and came back a gay.' :lol:
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lazarus corporation wrote:A lap-dancing club which caused an outcry when it opened three weeks ago has been destroyed by fire.
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The club had outraged residents. Mum Lorna Gaston said she was horrified to hear it had a private booth where men were tied down to watch naked dancers perform. She said: "People can go to Brighton for that sort of thing!"

What does she mean? :lol:
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The Daily Mirror wrote:Mum Lorna Gaston said she was horrified to hear it had a private booth where men were tied down to watch naked dancers perform. She said: "People can go to Brighton for that sort of thing."

Police are investigating.
The police are investigating where in Brighton people can go to be tied up to watch naked dancers? Now, that's real community policing - will they be posting the locations on the notice board outside the police station?
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lazarus corporation wrote:A news item in various newspapers this morning:
A lap-dancing club which caused an outcry when it opened three weeks ago has been destroyed by fire.
...

The club had outraged residents. Mum Lorna Gaston said she was horrified to hear it had a private booth where men were tied down to watch naked dancers perform. She said: "People can go to Brighton for that sort of thing!"
What does she mean? :lol:
I don't know Paul, you tell us :wink:

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I wasn't aware Brighton was supposed to be the kinky capital of England.

If it is, that's a depressing reality. Apologies, Laz, but I'm sure you'd agree...
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