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thought i would come down from the viewing gallery and get involved - please don't hurt me, I have seen how vicious some of you can be.

Us, vicious?

Nah mate, you must have us mixed up with someone else.

Welcome onboard!

I've been around since Moses-oops wrong forum

Hello mate

Hello!

Vicious? Us?

Hi there

Wilkommen

Welcome and enjoy! Please tell me who the vicious ones are. Have not found out yet.

welcome!
sit down and relax.
tea ? soft cushion ?

I think he got us mixed up with Dawnrazor.

Welcome!

IZ.

vicious? really?
welcome, enjoy the forum

Hello & welcome!

i'm NOT! honest! hello... come in...

She's not lying...she's a cat lover!!

emilystrange wrote:i'm NOT! honest! hello... come in...

miaow?

puuurrrrrrrrr

weebleswobble wrote:I've been around since Moses-oops wrong forum

Hello and welcome moses.

emilystrange wrote:i'm NOT! honest! hello... come in...

maybe not YOU but your stare is!

Howzit moses, please don't go biblical on us.

Hey Moses, enjoy writing on here!
..but use the keyboard! A chisel will ruin your screen!
Oh, and no burning bushes, okay?
Golden calfs are merely artworks here.
If you get lost, there are a couple of folks here who know the corners darn sarf.
Anything else?

Um, no. I think that should cover the most urgent points.

Willkommen!

Moses, eh?

1. I am thy Lord Eldritch, thou shalt listen to no ropey spin off bands before me.
2. Thou shalt keep holy the name of my band - definite articles are mandatory, punk.
3. Thou shalt keep holy the 16th of February.
4. To hell with your father and mother, but you better honour your Sisters.
5. Thou shalt not listen to The M*****n.
6. Thou shalt commit adultery. As often as thou wantest. Many times a day. With audience members.
7. Thou shalt not steal my guitars, or I shalt smite thee with a Flood.
8. Thou shalt not lock me into a recording contract falsely, or I shalt sulk in a corner for 15 years (and counting).
9. Thou shalt not covet thy neighbours (and mine) (actually, especially mine) band name (or variations thereof, no matter how dubious the excuse).
10. Coveting thy neighbours wife is kinda like alultery, so listen, rather than repeat myself here I'll just refer you to number 6 and let you work the rest out for yourself, OK?

mh wrote:Moses, eh?

1. I am thy Lord Eldritch, thou shalt listen to no ropey spin off bands before me.
2. Thou shalt keep holy the name of my band - definite articles are mandatory, punk.
3. Thou shalt keep holy the 16th of February.
4. To hell with your father and mother, but you better honour your Sisters.
5. Thou shalt not listen to The M*****n.
6. Thou shalt commit adultery. As often as thou wantest. Many times a day. With audience members.
7. Thou shalt not steal my guitars, or I shalt smite thee with a Flood.
8. Thou shalt not lock me into a recording contract falsely, or I shalt sulk in a corner for 15 years (and counting).
9. Thou shalt not covet thy neighbours (and mine) (actually, especially mine) band name (or variations thereof, no matter how dubious the excuse).
10. Coveting thy neighbours wife is kinda like alultery, so listen, rather than repeat myself here I'll just refer you to number 6 and let you work the rest out for yourself, OK?

I like this...it should be the law!

11. Thou shalt be the one

Ha Ha, but i have heard a lot of very similar stuff when i was at school and every place i have ever worked and pubs and clubs and i think it's a jealousy thing really. Anyhow i prefer my name to John, Paul, Matthew, Mark, James or Ringo.

James Blast wrote:11. Thou shalt be the one

Goes without saying, mate.

Good heavens! So it's your real name?

OK if we call you "Mose"?

(Forum names tend to either get abbreviated, baisturtized or reverted to real names fairly sharpish around here...)