New Haven
Posted: 16 Oct 2008, 20:11
I know Sinnie will be there. Very much looking forward to meeting you again. Who else is coming?
MeEva wrote:I know Sinnie will be there. Very much looking forward to meeting you again. Who else is coming?
Forgive me if this is prying too much Eva but - are you following the entire tour, or involved with the band somehow? I see you commenting on all the shows on the board. Sorry if it's a dumb question but I'm a bit new around this part of the 'net, mere curiousity.Eva wrote:I know Sinnie will be there. Very much looking forward to meeting you again. Who else is coming?
Every time the Sisters do a world tour, the European Union gets together and buys Eva tickets to all the non-European gigs. They do this because Eva is the Global Cultural Ambassador to Strypiisoxenwald (a small autonomous republic nestled in the mountains between Germany, Switzerland, and Austria). In this way Europe is able to prevent the loss of productivity caused by the legions of European Sisters fans traveling to see the band on tour. It also helps reduce global warming (cuts down on the number of people flying), stops Europe becoming unbalanced (if all the Sisters fans in Europe followed the tour the continent would tip up and everyone would slide into Russia), and is part of the NATO plan to defend Europe against the Eastern Bloc (if all the Sisters fans followed the tour then the Ruskies could walk in unopposed and by the time anyone noticed it would be beetroot soup, folk music, and gulags for everyone).Nicole wrote:Forgive me if this is prying too much Eva but - are you following the entire tour, or involved with the band somehow? I see you commenting on all the shows on the board. Sorry if it's a dumb question but I'm a bit new around this part of the 'net, mere curiousity.Eva wrote:I know Sinnie will be there. Very much looking forward to meeting you again. Who else is coming?
EvilBastard wrote:Every time the Sisters do a world tour, the European Union gets together and buys Eva tickets to all the non-European gigs. They do this because Eva is the Global Cultural Ambassador to Strypiisoxenwald (a small autonomous republic nestled in the mountains between Germany, Switzerland, and Austria). In this way Europe is able to prevent the loss of productivity caused by the legions of European Sisters fans traveling to see the band on tour. It also helps reduce global warming (cuts down on the number of people flying), stops Europe becoming unbalanced (if all the Sisters fans in Europe followed the tour the continent would tip up and everyone would slide into Russia), and is part of the NATO plan to defend Europe against the Eastern Bloc (if all the Sisters fans followed the tour then the Ruskies could walk in unopposed and by the time anyone noticed it would be beetroot soup, folk music, and gulags for everyone).Nicole wrote:Forgive me if this is prying too much Eva but - are you following the entire tour, or involved with the band somehow? I see you commenting on all the shows on the board. Sorry if it's a dumb question but I'm a bit new around this part of the 'net, mere curiousity.Eva wrote:I know Sinnie will be there. Very much looking forward to meeting you again. Who else is coming?
Ah I see - some sort of deal w/Von himself perhaps? Mother Russia indeed...EvilBastard wrote:stops Europe becoming unbalanced (if all the Sisters fans in Europe followed the tour the continent would tip up and everyone would slide into Russia), and is part of the NATO plan to defend Europe against the Eastern Bloc (if all the Sisters fans followed the tour then the Ruskies could walk in unopposed and by the time anyone noticed it would be beetroot soup, folk music, and gulags for everyone).Nicole wrote:Forgive me if this is prying too much Eva but - are you following the entire tour, or involved with the band somehow? I see you commenting on all the shows on the board. Sorry if it's a dumb question but I'm a bit new around this part of the 'net, mere curiousity.Eva wrote:I know Sinnie will be there. Very much looking forward to meeting you again. Who else is coming?
mh wrote:EvilBastard wrote:Every time the Sisters do a world tour, the European Union gets together and buys Eva tickets to all the non-European gigs. They do this because Eva is the Global Cultural Ambassador to Strypiisoxenwald (a small autonomous republic nestled in the mountains between Germany, Switzerland, and Austria). In this way Europe is able to prevent the loss of productivity caused by the legions of European Sisters fans traveling to see the band on tour. It also helps reduce global warming (cuts down on the number of people flying), stops Europe becoming unbalanced (if all the Sisters fans in Europe followed the tour the continent would tip up and everyone would slide into Russia), and is part of the NATO plan to defend Europe against the Eastern Bloc (if all the Sisters fans followed the tour then the Ruskies could walk in unopposed and by the time anyone noticed it would be beetroot soup, folk music, and gulags for everyone).Nicole wrote: Forgive me if this is prying too much Eva but - are you following the entire tour, or involved with the band somehow? I see you commenting on all the shows on the board. Sorry if it's a dumb question but I'm a bit new around this part of the 'net, mere curiousity.
Either that or she's mad as a welly.
Evil Bastard was made at the same factory as The Stigg. He can't joke.Nicole wrote:mh wrote:EvilBastard wrote: Every time the Sisters do a world tour, the European Union gets together and buys Eva tickets to all the non-European gigs. They do this because Eva is the Global Cultural Ambassador to Strypiisoxenwald (a small autonomous republic nestled in the mountains between Germany, Switzerland, and Austria). In this way Europe is able to prevent the loss of productivity caused by the legions of European Sisters fans traveling to see the band on tour. It also helps reduce global warming (cuts down on the number of people flying), stops Europe becoming unbalanced (if all the Sisters fans in Europe followed the tour the continent would tip up and everyone would slide into Russia), and is part of the NATO plan to defend Europe against the Eastern Bloc (if all the Sisters fans followed the tour then the Ruskies could walk in unopposed and by the time anyone noticed it would be beetroot soup, folk music, and gulags for everyone).
Either that or she's mad as a welly.
I suppose that's entirely possible.
Entertaining as that was - still doesn't answer my question. Unless you were serious.