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Does exactly what it says on the tin. Some of the nonsense contained herein may be very loosely related to The Sisters of Mercy, but I wouldn't bet your PayPal account on it. In keeping with the internet's general theme nothing written here should be taken as Gospel: over three quarters of it is utter gibberish, and most of the forum's denizens haven't spoken to another human being face-to-face for decades. Don't worry your pretty little heads about it. Above all else, remember this: You don't have to stay forever. I will understand.
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to those concerned:

blackshuk
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scardwell
petseri
big si
pikkrong
cellthree
richeyjames
black dahlia
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finally.... :urff: ;D :oops:

your username and password have been pm'ed to you.

webmail url: https://webmail.oneandone.co.uk/

how to configure outlook/outlook express: here

i recommend going to the webmail interface asap and changing your password to something i dont know ;)

mailbox capacity is 10mb and individual email size limit is 5mb (i think)

i think thats about it... have fun :)
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thank you kindly!

For those using Outlook 2000, mkae sure that the "Server Needs Authenication" tab is ticked and "use Same Setting as Incoming Mail" is selected.

Thanks to Quiff for sorting that one out for me!
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Having been unable to access Heartland from home (it's a special thing Quiffles and my other half have arranged methinks...)

Have I missed something? Do you have to be super speshul to get one? Have you saved up Green Shield stamps? Eaten 2 squillion and one chocolate bars? What what what?

If I could have one - would I want one? Do I want one - Do I need one?

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MEMEME!!! I'd like one too, please, dear Quiffy! May I? ;D :kiss: :notworthy:
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SINsister wrote:MEMEME!!! I'd like one too, please, dear Quiffy! May I? ;D :kiss: :notworthy:
i offered you one (ooh er!) when i first started the forum! :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:

:roll:

ok, i guess it would be mean not to let one of my moderators have one! ;D

i KNEW i was going to regret this! :D
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well, i see i'm not in with the in crowd, i don't go where the in crowd go, i'm, you get the point ;) ;) ;) ;)

on the other hand i have more email addresses than i can shake a large stick at, and people are always sending the really important stuff to the wrong one, so another address wont really help ;) ;) ;)

i'm also in the process of setting up a mail server myself in the office (once telefonica confirm/deny/makeup that i have a static ip address link to adsl line 1 (i have 3 adsl lines coming into the office right now, go figure), they don't really know right now, typical...)

so....

name@imafatb*stard.com anyone?¿?¿?¿?¿?

or possibly

name@whoateallthepies.net

or maybe

name@incrediblylarge.org(an)

it all works for me...

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Quiff Boy wrote:i offered you one (ooh er!) when i first started the forum! :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:

:roll:

ok, i guess it would be mean not to let one of my moderators have one! ;D

i KNEW i was going to regret this! :D
Muahahahaha!!! :twisted: :innocent: :von:
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@ QB - Cheers Mate - it kinda works ;-)

@ Sinsister - what on earth does "Muahahahaha!!! " Bloody Mean?
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Andy...sounds like a quote from the B*ollock Brothers to me.... :D
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a yay for mr quiff! :notworthy:

finally got me lovely new heartland addy working last night - if only i'd read the message properly in the first place i'd have realised that it's "richeyjames@" and nor "richey.james" :roll: :oops:

now.... if i can just keep this address free of spam..... :?
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[quote="Quiff Boy] i offered you one (ooh er!) when i first started the forum! :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:

D[/quote]

Oh bugger.....I never realised there'd be a test on remembering all that gumfph you were babbling onabout at the beginning.....

I'll go back and revise...then ask really nicely. :D

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AndyTheGoth wrote: @ Sinsister - what on earth does "Muahahahaha!!! " Bloody Mean?
:roll:

Uh, Andy, it's an evil villain, maniacal kind of laugh - you know, like when the Bad Guy(tm) in a cheesy 60's horror flick rubs his hands together whilst grinning fiendishly? That kind of laugh. :twisted: :innocent: :von:
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Zuma wrote:Andy...sounds like a quote from the B*ollock Brothers to me.... :D
Please forgive my ignorance - B O L L OC K Brothers ? - have I missed something or someone(s)?

Or are we talking about the two guys who were in The Yong Ones?
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SINsister wrote:
AndyTheGoth wrote: @ Sinsister - what on earth does "Muahahahaha!!! " Bloody Mean?
:roll:

Uh, Andy, it's an evil villain, maniacal kind of laugh - you know, like when the Bad Guy(tm) in a cheesy 60's horror flick rubs his hands together whilst grinning fiendishly? That kind of laugh. :twisted: :innocent: :von:
@ Sinny :notworthy: - Thank You ;D - I have been "doing" that laugh for years - Great that other wonderful peeps have been doing "it" too! :wink:

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Hi Andy

The Bollock Brothers were a tongue in cheek (I think!) act who did mock goth/ horror songs....Titles like Drac's Back...Horror Movies...around the same time as Dead Or Alive and all that stuff...cheesy disco would be the best description perhaps.

Surely someone else has heard of them :?:

http://www.bollock-brothers.com

Worth getting :D
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Zuma wrote:Hi Andy

The Bollock Brothers were a tongue in cheek (I think!) act who did mock goth/ horror songs....Titles like Drac's Back...Horror Movies...around the same time as Dead Or Alive and all that stuff...cheesy disco would be the best description perhaps.

Surely someone else has heard of them :?:

http://www.bollock-brothers.com

Worth getting :D
I've got a 12" single with by Andy Foray called Drac's Back. cheesy disco would describe it perfectly.
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Seems to be a big Celtic link on the home page too - sounds like Big Si could be a fan :D

Hate the game myself....
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Zuma wrote:Seems to be a big Celtic link on the home page too - sounds like Big Si could be a fan :D

Hate the game myself....
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Zuma wrote:The Bollock Brothers were a tongue in cheek (I think!) act who did mock goth/ horror songs....Titles like Drac's Back...Horror Movies...around the same time as Dead Or Alive and all that stuff...cheesy disco would be the best description perhaps.

Surely someone else has heard of them :?:
Of course!!! "Harley David, son of a bitch!!!" LOL!!! :twisted: :roll: :von:
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yup, Sini - think you can get the T Shirt on the web site too
(if so inclined)..
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Hey, just made filth......! :P
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