I am not a number!

Does exactly what it says on the tin. Some of the nonsense contained herein may be very loosely related to The Sisters of Mercy, but I wouldn't bet your PayPal account on it. In keeping with the internet's general theme nothing written here should be taken as Gospel: over three quarters of it is utter gibberish, and most of the forum's denizens haven't spoken to another human being face-to-face for decades. Don't worry your pretty little heads about it. Above all else, remember this: You don't have to stay forever. I will understand.
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:eek: :(
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:lol:

Er, I mean :( .

My Dad is a massive fan. So much so that we had to go to PortMerrion on holiday. All that was missing was Rover. ;D
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Sad news- I was a huge fan and actually stayed at Portmerrion once :(
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weebleswobble wrote:I'll get me coat
I look forward to cracking jokes when you die, prick.
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silentNate wrote:
weebleswobble wrote:I'll get me coat
I look forward to cracking jokes when you die, prick.
I doubt you'll be funny :roll:
‎"We will wear some very loud shirts. We will wear some very wrong trousers."
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weebleswobble wrote:
silentNate wrote:
weebleswobble wrote:I'll get me coat
I look forward to cracking jokes when you die, prick.
I doubt you'll be funny :roll:
Makes two of us then.
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Baahh. I don't see the need for name-calling here :roll:

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Somebody had better be cracking jokes after I snuff it - if you b@stards sit around being all moany and maudlin I'll come and...oh, I don't know, haunt your fishtanks or something.
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Dedicated!

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well I never, so he was longshanks. awesome cheekbones.
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EvilBastard wrote:Somebody had better be cracking jokes after I snuff it - if you b@stards sit around being all moany and maudlin I'll come and...oh, I don't know, haunt your fishtanks or something.
But this is a Goff forum! If we can't be all moany and maudlin when someone dies, when can we do it?
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stufarq wrote:
EvilBastard wrote:Somebody had better be cracking jokes after I snuff it - if you b@stards sit around being all moany and maudlin I'll come and...oh, I don't know, haunt your fishtanks or something.
But this is a Goff forum! If we can't be all moany and maudlin when someone dies, when can we do it?
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stufarq wrote:
EvilBastard wrote:Somebody had better be cracking jokes after I snuff it - if you b@stards sit around being all moany and maudlin I'll come and...oh, I don't know, haunt your fishtanks or something.
But this is a Goff forum! If we can't be all moany and maudlin when someone dies, when can we do it?
When IRS comes a-knockin, time aplenty.

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EvilBastard wrote:Not anymore he's not... :(
Awww...another icon of my adolescence bites the Twinkie :(

Jim Caviezel??? :eek: :eek: :eek:

He's a talented boy, but...I have visions of the abortion that was the Avengers adaptation :urff:

Who's responsible for the script? Do I need to kill them? :twisted:
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Big Si wrote:
stufarq wrote:
EvilBastard wrote:Somebody had better be cracking jokes after I snuff it - if you b@stards sit around being all moany and maudlin I'll come and...oh, I don't know, haunt your fishtanks or something.
But this is a Goff forum! If we can't be all moany and maudlin when someone dies, when can we do it?
Birthdays.....

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Big Si wrote:
stufarq wrote:
EvilBastard wrote:
Somebody had better be cracking jokes after I snuff it - if you b@stards sit around being all moany and maudlin I'll come and...oh, I don't know, haunt your fishtanks or something.
But this is a Goff forum! If we can't be all moany and maudlin when someone dies, when can we do it?
Birthdays.....
:lol:
Our own or just others?
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silentNate wrote:
weebleswobble wrote:I'll get me coat
I look forward to cracking jokes when you die, prick.
That's really not necessary now is it? :roll:
Play nicely. :)
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We're only mid-way through January and my cultural references are dropping like flies. :(

RIP Patrick.
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Sad news.

Khan has gone as well. :(
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Harvey Winston wrote:well I never, so he was longshanks.
:eek: OMG. Ok, now I feel like an idiot. :roll: :oops:
I left my heart in Ballycastle... :cry: :cry: :cry:
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markfiend wrote:Sad news.

Khan has gone as well. :(
Sad news indeed. I thought no one had noticed.
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markfiend wrote:Sad news.
Khan has gone as well. :(
Noooooooo.....!!!! :(

Alright, I'm feeling totally ancient now :?
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