Inspired by a conversation in our local shop
Posted: 23 Jan 2009, 18:43
So, who would win in a fight? Russel Crowe or four hundred Yorkshire Terriers?
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Inspired by a conversation in our local shop
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Posted: 23 Jan 2009, 18:50
I'd pay to see that idiot ripped apart by dogs but as an animal lover I have to report you to the RSPCA for dog-fighting
Posted: 23 Jan 2009, 18:55
they wouldn't be fighting dogs...
Posted: 23 Jan 2009, 19:24
Don't misunderstand, it was entirely a hypothetical question. Obviously I have no desire to actutally pit Crowe against dogs, but it seemed like an interesting hypothetical question.silentNate wrote:I'd pay to see that idiot ripped apart by dogs but as an animal lover I have to report you to the RSPCA for dog-fighting
Posted: 23 Jan 2009, 20:16
markfiend wrote:Don't misunderstand, it was entirely a hypothetical question. Obviously I have no desire to actutally pit Crowe against dogs, but it seemed like an interesting hypothetical question.silentNate wrote:I'd pay to see that idiot ripped apart by dogs but as an animal lover I have to report you to the RSPCA for dog-fighting
Fantastic concept.Who would win; Stu Francis vs 300 maniac Geese?
Posted: 23 Jan 2009, 20:38
We were, of course, very very drunk.
Posted: 23 Jan 2009, 20:46
The Terriers win. We had one in the neighbourhood. Boy, there must be a Duracell or something somewhere in them. They simply *never* stop playing, barking, jumping, running.
Pretty surely one would do the job. Crowe would simply faint after a few hours of running after the dog.
Pretty surely one would do the job. Crowe would simply faint after a few hours of running after the dog.
Posted: 23 Jan 2009, 22:36
much as i think crowe is a complete arse-candle, my utter contempt and loathing for bad-tempered yappy little rat-dogs with ribbons in their f**king hair, who get carried around for fuck's sake by their senile doting owners is infinite. can he have a body warmer stuffed with semtex and 3" nails to fight in? 
Posted: 24 Jan 2009, 00:17
The Belgian Branch of HL & MacHeartland vs....
...if yer hard enuff!
warcry#1:
Come intae me. Ya Bass!
...if yer hard enuff!
warcry#1:
Come intae me. Ya Bass!
Posted: 24 Jan 2009, 12:44
That's a crate of Duvel for the Belgian Forces and a Yorky to finish you. Sorted.James Blast wrote:The Belgian Branch of HL & MacHeartland vs....
...if yer hard enuff!
warcry#1:
Come intae me. Ya Bass!
Posted: 24 Jan 2009, 15:03
It's the germans that can't take the Duveleotunun wrote:That's a crate of Duvel for the Belgian Forces and a Yorky to finish you. Sorted.James Blast wrote:The Belgian Branch of HL & MacHeartland vs....
...if yer hard enuff!
warcry#1:
Come intae me. Ya Bass!
For us it's like a good breakfast!
Posted: 24 Jan 2009, 15:30
Damn, now I remember. 
It's been a while..
