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Izzy HaveMercy
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Here goes another useless thread! ;D


UK firm defends chav-free holidays!


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I really really like the idea - I would be prepared to pay a premium for a holiday where a lack of chavs could be guaranteed. Not sure that doing it by name would work, though - perhaps a more thorough questionnaire could be included in the booking form:

1. Do you own any of the following: shellsuits, burberry-patterned clothing, velour leisure suits, hooded sweatshirts, kappa-branded apparel, sovs?

2. Have you ever modded a Datsun Cherry to include loud pipes, tinted windows, or a bass blaster in the boot?

3. How many Happy Shopper or Tyne Brand items do you have in your kitchen cupboard?

4. Have you ever worn a baseball cap in such a way that the peak was facing any direction other than forward?

5. How many children do you have by how many different men/women?

They should have to include a picture showing the traveler in typical work dress also.
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I'd steer clear of dissing Kappa round here sonny :evil:
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next up... Would you and your happy family like a 'PERV' free holiday?

what's a Perv to a chav, go on... explain it to me

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http://www.24dash.com/news/Housing/2008 ... ass-hatred
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