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The Sisters @ Uncyclopedia

Posted: 11 Feb 2009, 13:32
by Quiff Boy
has this already done the rounds? apologies if so :|

http://uncyclopedia.wikia.com/wiki/Sisters_of_Mercy

:eek: :lol:

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The Sisters Of Mercy were formed in 1981 when Duran Duran guitarist Andrew Taylor grew bored of standing around looking like a girl in expensive promo videos and decided instead to study Manderin oranges at Leeds university. Changing his name to Yvonne Eldritch he teamed up with guitarist Harpo Marx, bass guitarist and author Douglas Adams, Pirate castaway from Treasure island Benn Gunn and a Doctor playing drum machines.The band named themselves after an obscure song by Leonard Rossiter. Together they embarked on an unremarkable early career.
and so it continues, with varying degrees of humour/accuracy/libellousness.

Posted: 11 Feb 2009, 13:43
by markfiend
Ah. This is obviously some new use of the word "humour" of which I was previously unaware.

Posted: 11 Feb 2009, 13:49
by Silver_Owl
markfiend wrote:Ah. This is obviously some new use of the word "humour" of which I was previously unaware.
However, the idea of Leonard Rossiter doing a version of Famous Blue Raincoat is very appealling. ;D

Posted: 11 Feb 2009, 13:59
by Purple Light
markfiend wrote:Ah. This is obviously some new use of the word "humour" of which I was previously unaware.
Dunno why but your post reminds me of something from The Hitchikers Guide To The Galaxy!?! :? :lol:

Posted: 11 Feb 2009, 14:49
by markfiend
:lol: Rumbled! ;D
Arthur Dent wrote:Ah, this is obviously some strange usage of the word 'safe' that I was previously unaware of.

Posted: 12 Feb 2009, 00:22
by stufarq
markfiend wrote::lol: Rumbled! ;D
Arthur Dent wrote:Ah, this is obviously some strange usage of the word 'safe' that I was previously unaware of.
And then cribbed by Blackadder with the word "safe" changed to "funny".

Posted: 12 Feb 2009, 10:09
by markfiend
:lol:

Posted: 12 Feb 2009, 11:37
by timsinister
I know for a fact that Maisey swears the Uncylco entry on The Neffs is better than anything else written. :wink:

Posted: 12 Feb 2009, 17:29
by Purple Light
markfiend wrote::lol: Rumbled! ;D
Arthur Dent wrote:Ah, this is obviously some strange usage of the word 'safe' that I was previously unaware of.
Aha! :lol:

Loved the 80's mini tv series. Still do.

(slightly off topic...)

Posted: 12 Feb 2009, 17:33
by weebleswobble
timsinister wrote:I know for a fact that Maisey swears the Uncylco entry on The Neffs is better than anything else written. :wink:
Everything you just read is s**t really because the only thing you need to know about Fields of the Nephilim is that they dressed up like goth cowboys. Yes, seriously.
:lol:

Posted: 12 Feb 2009, 18:12
by mh
Categories: Music | Bands | Things that make Baby Jesus cry
:notworthy: :lol: :notworthy: :lol: :notworthy:

I wonder has Steve read their entry on The Cure...?

Posted: 12 Feb 2009, 18:22
by weebleswobble
mh wrote:
Categories: Music | Bands | Things that make Baby Jesus cry
:notworthy: :lol: :notworthy: :lol: :notworthy:

I wonder has Steve read their entry on The Cure...?
He'll have a copy of every revised version :innocent:

Posted: 25 Feb 2009, 18:01
by NewbieOfMercy
haha the line about meatloaf, then meatloafs page haha!
what a good site!

Posted: 26 Feb 2009, 18:50
by Paterson
Bit off topic, sorry. But this site has the best description of my hometown ever.

Fort William (or An Moireasdan in Gaelic) is a supermarket with a small town attached on the west coast of Scotland whose sole purpose in this world is to provide English tourists with cups of coffee and cuppa soups before they attempt to tackle Ben Nevis, Europe's tallest mountain

:lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:

Posted: 26 Feb 2009, 20:30
by Big Si
Paterson wrote:Bit off topic, sorry. But this site has the best description of my hometown ever.

Fort William (or An Moireasdan in Gaelic) is a supermarket with a small town attached on the west coast of Scotland whose sole purpose in this world is to provide English tourists with cups of coffee and cuppa soups before they attempt to tackle Ben Nevis, Europe's tallest mountain

:lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:
You forgot about the chip shop :P :wink:

Posted: 27 Feb 2009, 19:41
by Paterson
Which chip shop? Sammys or the other one?

the whole page is so true to life, especally the bit about nevisport.

http://uncyclopedia.wikia.com/wiki/Fort_William

Posted: 27 Feb 2009, 21:23
by Moakahontas
stufarq wrote:
markfiend wrote::lol: Rumbled! ;D
Arthur Dent wrote:Ah, this is obviously some strange usage of the word 'safe' that I was previously unaware of.
And then cribbed by Blackadder with the word "safe" changed to "funny".
Black Adder!! I really love that! :notworthy: