Heartland

Not all the links on here seem to work but a fair few do...

http://www.whatfigure.com/en/

I'm the historical figure of Boudicca according to the first search it does. Not sure what Claire would think of that.

Apparently in my next life I'll be a pig. How nice.

how the f**k can he weeble look like Marco f**king Polo?
A poxy French film?
Fair play on the video game junkie though...

Erm...Julius Caesar?

With the personality of a Jackson Pollock

Oh yuss!

and -

Simon Smith in bed you are...

a Unicorn
Characteristics:
The perfect lover

"Thomas Alva Edison
Victorian inventor of the phonograph and the electric light bulb"
Victorian? So they think I'm outdated??

Cesar really mindless, really, really. like anything before.

apparently i look like christopher columbus. perhaps a little less hair and a few more tattoos...my sense of direction is better though i think.

and when i;'m reincarnated (an unappealing idea anyhoo as it's going to be a stepdown whatever unless i come back as me..) i'm going to be a big fat ugly bird (not a turkey, a woman). hmm... wouldn't mind being a chick for the afternoon if i could get to sleep with me, but i don't do fat birds anymore on principal and i'm more of a leg man than a tit man. think i'll just be a disturbed soul instead and frighten ghosthunting chicken-s**t off the telly. and gullible tourists.

appparently the secret love of my life has two uncooperrative eyeballs, shergars front teeth and princes di's broken neck look (her before-paris broken neck look not her actual broken neck look which would undoubtedly mhave been an improvement). in her american accent (so unsuited to dirty sex talk) she has just asked if she "may admire me"...not reassured me that she can suck a golf ball through a garden hose -even if she doesn't think shes seen one that big before- and by-the-way would i like to help her polish off this vast bag of whizz before she takes me to heaven and back. it won't last.

I got Che too. Weird... How does it decide?

I wouldn't worry too much about. Some kind of simple program. Each image has some kind of code, it crunches the letters in your name into a code as well and you get to be whichever figure has the closest match. Something like that anyway...

Sorry - I meant MAGIC!

Maisey wrote:I wouldn't worry too much about. Some kind of simple program. Each image has some kind of code, it crunches the letters in your name into a code as well and you get to be whichever figure has the closest match. Something like that anyway...

Sorry - I meant MAGIC!

Hahaha, well I wasn't really worried about it. Just curious.

I mean, I know for a fact I don't actually resemble Che. That would be disturbing, since I'm female.

http://www.whatfigure.com/en/c/?v%5B%5D ... ind+out%21

a wither....
.....who the f**k told the site what's my job?