24-02-09 One for all the married couples ;)
Posted: 24 Feb 2009, 14:52
3 women, one engaged, one a mistress and one married, decide to spice up their sex lives and treat their blokes by wearing black leather bras, black leather underwear, stiletto heels and a leather face mask. They meet up next day and discuss their evenings.
"My man leapt on me and we made love all night long" says the engaged woman.
"Me too. We had such wonderful uninhibited sex all night long till the dawn broke." says the mistress.
The married woman sighed and said, "My husband came home, took one look at me, and said, "What the fuck's for tea, Batman?"
"My man leapt on me and we made love all night long" says the engaged woman.
"Me too. We had such wonderful uninhibited sex all night long till the dawn broke." says the mistress.
The married woman sighed and said, "My husband came home, took one look at me, and said, "What the fuck's for tea, Batman?"
