Heartland

I got a new car radio. I shout "soul!" and it plays soul. I shout "rock!" and it plays rock.

Some children ran in front of my car and I shouted "Fuc*ing Kids!" and it played Michael Jackson

I carried on driving and some other children ran out in front of me and I shouted "Bollocks" and the stereo started to play The m*****n

A little further down the road I clipped the kerb. I shouted 'Jesus' and Von's voice started coming out of me speakers...

OUCH!!!