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This was sent to me by my 5 year old niece (Alice).
Made me laugh, even though it's older than I am.

Why can't penguins fly?

Because they don't have enough money to buy plane tickets.

Pista wrote:This was sent to me by my 5 year old niece (Alice).
Made me laugh, even though it's older than I am.

Why can't penguins fly?

Because they don't have enough money to buy plane tickets.

That´s absolutely sweet...

Why did the penguin join the mafia?

















He wanted to go swimming with the fishes.