Heartland

Oops..

Those Border Agents know Newcastle and noticed the lie instantly, hm?
Edit: The fact that there was *any* clothing in the suitcase should have calmed them down though, shouldn't it?

Nah, you know what those Brazilians are like

Yupp. Brazilians tend to dance in the street, mostly nude. I know someone who knows someone who was there, once. So if there actually are clothes in that suitcase I'd consider that a statement of best intentions!

eotunun wrote:Yupp. Brazilians tend to dance in the street, mostly nude. I know someone who knows someone who was there, once. So if there actually are clothes in that suitcase I'd consider that a statement of best intentions!

If the Brazilians are in the habit of dancing in the nuddy, then the presence of clothes in the suitcase should have alerted the Border Agency that something was amiss, surely...

wavy fade

Immigration Cop: So, miss - what is the purpose of your visit to the UK?

Brazilian bird: Er...um...I am looking forward to seeing Newcastle City Centre.

Immigration Cop (visibly impressed): Wa-eye, lass - tha Toon's a greet pleece! Giz a gander in yer sootkees and ya can be an yer wee!

[Brazilian bird opens case]

Immigration Cop: What's this, pet? Undercrackahs? Thongs? Er ner ya divvn't - ah've seen ferters of Carnival in Brazil, bords wi' ner clerthes an! Ah reckon yer heah to be a hoo-er! Yer nicked!

yeah, but it's cold up north. any fule kno that.

*snort* Newcastle isn't the North!

it is from here!

That's the balmy south that is