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We need Eldritch because...

Posted: 23 Apr 2009, 12:00
by abridged
We need Eldritch because...those bloody Lynx adverts are everywhere. Sorry, even as a guy they're bloody offensive. Glad :von: is on the Far Parade. Somebody has to be.

Posted: 23 Apr 2009, 12:03
by Moakahontas
:?:

Posted: 23 Apr 2009, 12:31
by abridged
Ah Sorry! A grouchy Thursday morning rant about why the Sisters should exist (and why we should invent them even if they didn't) with reference to those terrible Lynx adverts that seem to sum up modern times...

Posted: 23 Apr 2009, 12:53
by Quiff Boy
@ Moakahontas: its a UK television thing. a really bad UK television thing :urff:

Posted: 23 Apr 2009, 13:25
by LouLou
are those the ones with the silly cavemen and the bizarre chocolate person?

if yes - couldn't agree more about how awful they are :urff:

if no - there are worse lynx ads plaguing humanity? :evil:

Posted: 23 Apr 2009, 13:39
by Moakahontas
Quiff Boy wrote:@ Moakahontas: its a UK television thing. a really bad UK television thing :urff:
Ouh, ahh..ok.. :)

Posted: 23 Apr 2009, 13:51
by Heartless
After a quick check on youtube I noticed that "lynx" is apparently called "axe" in germany. Yeah, those ads are annoying.

Posted: 23 Apr 2009, 13:55
by abridged
Yeah there's worse sadly. :twisted:

Posted: 23 Apr 2009, 14:10
by LouLou
oh no! you have my sincerest sympathy...

or you could have this, of course:

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:twisted: :twisted: :twisted:

Posted: 23 Apr 2009, 14:20
by abridged
I know, but I'm weak...Need the football and the Sherlock Holmes repeats on ITV3... :oops:

Posted: 23 Apr 2009, 17:58
by silentNate
The Dark Temptation smells great though :oops:

Posted: 23 Apr 2009, 19:13
by Dark
Lynx Africa is gorgeous. :oops:

Posted: 23 Apr 2009, 19:39
by ribbons69
Heartless wrote:After a quick check on youtube I noticed that "lynx" is apparently called "axe" in germany. Yeah, those ads are annoying.
I must say that I've never been able to tolerate the stuff,but as a true Metal fan,if it were to be called "Axe" over here,even I might be tempted.

Posted: 23 Apr 2009, 20:01
by GC
Heartless wrote:After a quick check on youtube I noticed that "lynx" is apparently called "axe" in germany. Yeah, those ads are annoying.

Same as in Holland, luckily they changed the name otherwise most Belgians would still be looking for " rechts" for their other armpit.

Jas, snel.............

Posted: 23 Apr 2009, 20:15
by _emma_
What the hell are you all talking about? :? :?:
:lol:
Honestly, I'm one of the freaks who maintain that television in a house is just as useful for the people who live in it as a leak in the roof, sorry.

Posted: 23 Apr 2009, 21:19
by Izzy HaveMercy
Gollum's Cock wrote:
Heartless wrote:After a quick check on youtube I noticed that "lynx" is apparently called "axe" in germany. Yeah, those ads are annoying.

Same as in Holland, luckily they changed the name otherwise most Belgians would still be looking for " rechts" for their other armpit.

Jas, snel.............
Neuk af bastaard ;D

IZ.

Posted: 23 Apr 2009, 22:13
by Harvey Winston
ball or aerosol?

no, for my armpits.

(sorry)

Posted: 23 Apr 2009, 22:20
by 7anthea7
_emma_ wrote:Honestly, I'm one of the freaks who maintain that television in a house is just as useful for the people who live in it as a leak in the roof, sorry.
I never even owned one until I knew I was going to be laid up in bed for a month and would reach a point where I was out of my mind with boredom but couldn't handle the eyestrain of reading any more. Even then I only got it so I could watch vids. I forget it's there most of the time.

On the other hand, you can hardly walk anywhere in my house without tripping over a stack of books... :oops:

Posted: 23 Apr 2009, 22:27
by silentNate
Yeah- if it wasn't for my wifes books I could find the remote control! :x

:lol:

Posted: 24 Apr 2009, 12:45
by markfiend
silentNate wrote:Yeah- if it wasn't for my wifes books I could find the remote control! :x

:lol:
I :eek: ed then, thought you said boobs :lol:

Posted: 24 Apr 2009, 13:43
by Debi
markfiend wrote:
silentNate wrote:Yeah- if it wasn't for my wifes books I could find the remote control! :x

:lol:
I :eek: ed then, thought you said boobs :lol:
yeah - i hide the remote between my boobs to prevent the husband from channel surfing too ;D

Posted: 24 Apr 2009, 13:49
by LouLou
Debi wrote:
markfiend wrote:
silentNate wrote:Yeah- if it wasn't for my wifes books I could find the remote control! :x

:lol:
I :eek: ed then, thought you said boobs :lol:
yeah - i hide the remote between my boobs to prevent the husband from channel surfing too ;D
i don't see how that would work. wouldn't it have the opposite effect of making him want to get his hands on that remote even more? ;D

Posted: 24 Apr 2009, 13:49
by markfiend
:eek:

There's nothing I can say to that that won't sound like a dirty-old-man comment.

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Posted: 24 Apr 2009, 13:55
by Debi
LouLou wrote:
Debi wrote:
markfiend wrote:I :eek: ed then, thought you said boobs :lol:
yeah - i hide the remote between my boobs to prevent the husband from channel surfing too ;D
i don't see how that would work. wouldn't it have the opposite effect of making him want to get his hands on that remote even more? ;D
hm. i didn't really think that through from a blokes perspective now did i!! :lol:

possibly i should have said put it in the washing basket! :wink:

Posted: 24 Apr 2009, 13:56
by Debi
markfiend wrote::eek:

There's nothing I can say to that that won't sound like a dirty-old-man comment.

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oh go on - you know you want too :lol:

that image - is that a basil faulty tash??? :eek: