Heartland

Towards the end of a round of golf, Dave hit his ball into the woods and found it in a patch of pretty, yellow buttercups.
Trying to get his ball back in play, he ended up thrashing just about every buttercup in the patch.

All of a sudden. POOF!! In a flash and puff of smoke, a little old woman appeared.

She said,
'I'm Mother Nature! Do you know how long it took me to make those buttercups? Just for doing what you have done, you won't have any
butter for your popcorn for the rest of your life..... better still, you won't have any butter for your toast for the rest of your life.... As a matter of fact,
you'll never have any butter for anything for the rest of your life!!!'

Then POOF!... she was gone!

After Dave recovered from the shock, he hollered for his friend,
'Fred, where are you?'

Fred yells back
'I'm over here in the pussywillows.'

Dave shouts back, 'DON'T SWING, Fred; FOR GOODNESS SAKE, DON'T SWING!!!'

nice one!

really a nice one ... Mother Nature ... uah, ... ...

prolly deserves it's own day tomorrow, "but we'll toe the line"*


*spot the quote

..crafted in a heritage-style ceramic-effect material reclaimed from the abandoned Indian rail electrification programme...

aaah, the wonders of recycling...

thank you, Mr. Blast for alerting me to this unique investment opportunity. may you hear a gentle 'ping-pong' from on high!

I alert the guid peeps oan here tae nowt but the 'quality items'

"Please send me 'Together Forever' and start bleeding my savings account like a tap."

silentNate wrote:"Please send me 'Together Forever' and start bleeding my savings account like a tap."

... yeah, and please let me have more information on other items I might be interested in ...