15/5/2009
Posted: 15 May 2009, 07:48
Who is the least opaque robot in the universe?
See Thru P O
See Thru P O
What's orange and sounds like a parrot?
A carrot
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Posted: 17 May 2009, 16:18
Dear oh dear! This one's better:
What's orange and sounds like a parrot?
A carrot
What's orange and sounds like a parrot?
A carrot
Posted: 17 May 2009, 17:26
What's brown and sounds like a bell?
DUNG!
DUNG!
Posted: 17 May 2009, 18:57
Bad jokes ahoy.
Posted: 18 May 2009, 12:19
I'm a little teapot, short and stout. Here's my handle, here's my...
... other handle?...
... Oh sh!t I'm a sugarbowl!
... other handle?...
... Oh sh!t I'm a sugarbowl!
Posted: 18 May 2009, 13:27
How do you know you have an elephant in your fridge?
Footprints in the butter.
How do you know you have two elephants in your fridge?
Two sets of footprints in the butter.
How do you know you have three elephants in your fridge?
Three sets of footprints in the butter.
How do you know you have four elephants in your fridge?
You can't fit any more elephants in!
Footprints in the butter.
How do you know you have two elephants in your fridge?
Two sets of footprints in the butter.
How do you know you have three elephants in your fridge?
Three sets of footprints in the butter.
How do you know you have four elephants in your fridge?
You can't fit any more elephants in!
Posted: 18 May 2009, 13:42
There's a mini parked outsidemh wrote:
How do you know you have four elephants in your fridge?
You can't fit any more elephants in!
What's black and white and eats like a horse?
a zebra
Posted: 18 May 2009, 16:00
What's blue & smells like red paint?
Blue paint.
Blue paint.
Posted: 18 May 2009, 16:05
Q. What's yellow and dangerous?
A. Shark-infested custard
Q. What's black and white and red all over?
A1. A newspaper
A2. A sunburned zebra
Q. Why do elephants wear pink tennis shoes?
A. The white ones get dirty too fast
A. Shark-infested custard
Q. What's black and white and red all over?
A1. A newspaper
A2. A sunburned zebra
Q. Why do elephants wear pink tennis shoes?
A. The white ones get dirty too fast
Posted: 18 May 2009, 17:12
A3. A stabbed nunEvilBastard wrote:Q. What's black and white and red all over?
A1. A newspaper
A2. A sunburned zebra
Posted: 18 May 2009, 17:39
Winner!Pista wrote:What's blue & smells like red paint?
Blue paint.
Posted: 18 May 2009, 22:43
Why do all Communists drink herbal infusions
because all proper tea is theft
because all proper tea is theft
Posted: 19 May 2009, 12:17
What's green and smells of pork?
Kermit's fingers
Kermit's fingers
Posted: 20 May 2009, 00:01
Here in the US, we say '...like bacon'.markfiend wrote:What's green and smells of pork?
Kermit's fingers
Posted: 20 May 2009, 12:46
You say tomato, I say tomato.7anthea7 wrote:Here in the US, we say '...like bacon'.markfiend wrote:What's green and smells of pork?
Kermit's fingers