Heartland

An offer NOT to be missed!

I thought this was a hoax at first...

Summer 2009 is almost here!
To celebrate this many supermarket stores are giving away free barbecues to all that can go and collect them.

You can get a free BBQ from any of the following stores.

· ASDA
· Morrison's
· Kwik Save
· Somerfield
· Aldi
· Sainsbury
· Tesco
· Iceland
· Lidl

All BBQs come with a higher shelf which can be used for keeping things warm!

PLEASE NOTE: Some stores may charge a £1 administration fee.

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ye hud me goin for a minute there as we jist spashed oot twa hunner quid oan a new wan yisterday

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and there was me wondering what i could do with the supermarket trolley i nicked the other day...

Cnut!

I used one as a Xmas tree once, it was grand.

James Blast wrote:

ye hud me goin for a minute there as we jist spashed oot twa hunner quid oan a new wan yisterday

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ooooooooooooooOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOooooooooohhhhh!!!! Nice!

I've still got to put it together

James Blast wrote:His Latest Flame

Ah, the New England A fine choice

All we need now is some decent fucking weather!

the weather's on order

James Blast wrote:the weather's on order

We finally got ours - yours should be in the post...

weebleswobble wrote:Cnut!

I used one as a Xmas tree once, it was grand.

...Remember I've seen the results of a Weebles BBQ

DerekR wrote:· Lidl

Vott? You've got that hell in the UK as well?
With compost in place of grocers and so on?

Back in the days when the baby seats in the trolleys weren't made of plastic yet they were even better: The seat was fixed on the top of the trolley with wire or so to make the grid where the meat was put, an in the trolley a crumbled newspaper was placed and a bag of coal poured over it. The newspapwer was lit from underneath, and reliably and comfily set the coal on fire. Wait a few, burn the meat. Light kicks against the trolley would have the ashes fall out which provided for a good ventilation for the fire.

Norman Hunter wrote:

weebleswobble wrote:Cnut!

I used one as a Xmas tree once, it was grand.

...Remember I've seen the results of a Weebles BBQ

After 3hrs construction time aided by Cousin Croon and Bayleaf (the gardener), I finally witnessed the awesome power of a fully functioning Blaast!â„¢ MeateBurner rev. 2.0.

You're barbequeing Spongemonkeys!

boudicca wrote:You're barbequeing Spongemonkeys!

Can you think of anything better to do with those lunaphilic b@stards?!

James Blast wrote:

ye hud me goin for a minute there as we jist spashed oot twa hunner quid oan a new wan yisterday

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wow, really cool ...

boudicca wrote:You're barbequeing Spongemonkeys!

I added them jist for you Lil Missy

noo mibbies ye'll gie us a caw/txt/e-mail?

Being645 wrote:wow, really cool ...

that it is and I can now report it does a mean fried egg, baconium and *black puddin'!
the jury's still out on the ≠meatefruit

*blood sausage to you Foriegns
≠mushrooms to people not from... eh... well

Is dat a gas-bar-bie, James?

It ain't real BBQ-meat if it ain't fossilized by coal!

IZ.

"Son, you're all meringue"
- Hank Blaast!


better living thru' propane

well, the weather's been delivered

James Blast wrote:well, the weather's been delivered

Yoophucker, you've only flippin' stolen ours, haven't you?! Lovely last weekend, SNEs at all points, and now it's raining and foggy.
Givuz our friggin' sunshine back, ya tea-leavin' FUD!

I'll pass your guid wishes on to Mr.S and Lil' Missy, I'm jist about to drive cross town and collect them

James Blast wrote:well, the weather's been delivered

I stayed at a lady friend's last night and had to walk home this afternoon.. not a problem, only 20 minutes' walk.
I was in suit trousers, and a skintight bondage-esque black top with nets and d-rings attached.
f**king hell it was a warm journey.

I didn't need tae ken that