Heartland

Hi how have you been?
Do have some apple crumble or a scone, no it's okay to smoke in here in fact it's encouraged

I had a grand day out yesterday but I've had extreme lethargy today, "perhaps it's just my age but I wouldn't like to say" it might be treason or just a story, anyway how the hell are you!?

I'm quite fabulous dear, but would you be offended when I even venture to dare offer to say 'this place is death with walls'?

Lovely!

IZ.

nope, that's fine petal try the apple crumble it's boss

Goodness - up late, are we?

try the tart, I'm sure it's up yer strasse dearest

Hmmm...well, if you insist!

Did someone say scones?(proper scones ,mind .not those rubbishy things with walnuts and cranberries)

I'll be "Mother",if you like.

Very well indeed as I have a day off tomorrow and am consuming a nice amount of Guiness!!!

lapsang and scones, not scoanes mind (he said phonetically) but scones...with butter and jam

Scones come with clotted cream not butter, sometimes I do despair of the riff-raff on this site

Clotted cream huh? Obviously an enemy of the revolution! Blindfolds and last cigarettes for the non dandelion and burdock drinkers of the world. Except the pretty ones of course!

Dandelion & Burdock is posh round here

Don't know if it's just a Derry thing, but they call Dandelions pee the beds (he said politely) around here. Not exactly sure what a Burdock is. Proving me common credentials!

Its only available in those posh Victorian bottles costing £2 round these parts

Tesco's do it, with a Diet version for some reason for 47p! Though of course not the best i suspect. For pure decadence pink lemonade is pretty fine also... which sadly is also £2 a bottle around here.

I've tried the Tesco version -it's foul, even the non-diet has that awful Aspartame aftertaste

abridged wrote:Tesco's do it, with a Diet version for some reason for 47p! Though of course not the best i suspect. For pure decadence pink lemonade is pretty fine also... which sadly is also £2 a bottle around here.

4 Litres for 90p, special offer - Somerfield's own (Saltburn)

£1.25 a bottle for 275ml of the Fentiman's (in Whitby)


@Blaast Teacakes I do unnerstand, but why nae Caramel Wafers?

Wish I could get Dandelion and Burdock over here....memories of childhood and all that.

Caramel Wafers are for plebs, Teacakes be the food of the gods.

you of all people should ken that

James Blast wrote:Caramel Wafers are for plebs, Teacakes be the food of the gods.

you of all people should ken that

Going all Frenchified on you - baking hazelnut and fig tarts today.

abridged wrote:For pure decadence pink lemonade is pretty fine also...

I'll pass on the fig tarts dear, my bowels need no encouragement. Lentil nibble? Henna dip?

oh no, i couldn't really - way too exotic for common people like meself you see...

i'll stick with the good old chocolate digestives if it's all the same to you peeps of discriminating taste.

try an hot Peperami wi yer chocolate digestifs, go on you'll love it


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