World record for stuffing jaffa cakes in your mouth

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the world record for the number Jaffa Cakes you can fit in your mouth is/was 8

however, i work with just did 10 on his first 'warm up' attempt :D :lol:

http://10.codecomputerlove.com/2009/06/ ... the-world/

go colin :notworthy: :lol:
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what's a jaffa cake?
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is a biscuit ;)

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Jaffa_Cake

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Quiff Boy wrote:is a biscuit ;)

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Jaffa_Cake

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No no no, it's a cake - they proved it :lol:
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not sure colin cares ;D





although he has been in the loo for the last 20 minutes :o :urff: :lol:
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indeed they did. gimme them, now.
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Quiet day, Barry? :wink:
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Read about this in the Metro this week in Glasgae.

Oh, what makes news these days.
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Quiff Boy wrote:is a biscuit ;)
Under English law, a Jaffa cake is a cake.

However, The cake is a lie.
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timsinister wrote:Quiet day, Barry? :wink:
we're all getting ourselves psyched up for the 'big chip' awards tonight :D

http://www.bigchipawards.com/page.asp?id=3201

http://www.bigchipawards.com/page.asp?id=3204
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Big awards party? Well, I've heard them talk about all the 'icing sugar' they'll be having...

But actual baking? :eek: :P
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I've dated a few girls who could easily do this.
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having a cake to put the icing on will allay some suspicion, timmy
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Pista wrote:Read about this in the Metro this week in Glasgae
Did I miss summat here!? :evil:
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We tried callin' yer.

A lot!
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Erse! :(

I switch my hoose foan aff during the week because I get too many bogus calls and my moby is only for emergencies, my bad... :|
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Next time eh?
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James Blast wrote:
Pista wrote:Read about this in the Metro this week in Glasgae
Did I miss summat here!? :evil:
You weren't the only one. :evil:
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Nice work! They are dry, how on earth did he not choke??
Congrats Colin! :)
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What about the Mini Jaffa Cakes? Reckon I could fit about 15 in my mouth.
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Norman Hunter wrote:What about the Mini Jaffa Cakes? Reckon I could fit about 15 in my mouth.
in yer left cheek alone :innocent:
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emilystrange wrote:having a cake to put the icing on will allay some suspicion, timmy
Experience in the field, miss? :wink:
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i found that my drinks were better, actually... *halo*

to think that quiff's company wins prizes. what is the world coming to?
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Well, he must be good at something other than just being cheeky...
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granted. but that's only one thing.
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