Whats your stoner name

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Quiff Boy
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Jurassic Jointmaster or Smokus Maximus

which is odd, as i have never smoked... :urff: :roll:
What’s the difference between a buffalo and a bison?
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The Green Lantern
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Hi, I'm Merry Doobinator. I'm a stoner :)
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dude! this is, like, soooooooooo bogus: Ungrateful Jointhogger

It's not true at all!!!!
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hallucienate wrote:dude! this is, like, soooooooooo bogus: Ungrateful Jointhogger

It's not true at all!!!!
hey! don't bogart that joint, maaaaan! :lol:
What’s the difference between a buffalo and a bison?
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hallucienate
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Quiff Boy wrote:
hallucienate wrote:dude! this is, like, soooooooooo bogus: Ungrateful Jointhogger

It's not true at all!!!!
hey! don't bogart that joint, maaaaan! :lol:
like I said, it not true at all :roll: :roll:
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Andy TG
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Andy The Goth = Drippy Dimebagger :-(

My given name = Siberian Tiger Bluntmaster :-)

Mrs Goth = Happy One Hit (ARF!)
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hallucienate = Diabolical Jointmeister

also a bit far from the truth though. :roll: :urff:
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Jurassic Space Cadet

hmm
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Planet Dave
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Lazy-Arsed Grower.

Partly true. Figures. Although I must say I prefer Lord Ultra as pseudonyms go.

On topic, I can heartily recommend the following.

1. Acquire Stoner Name.

2. Get Baked.

3. Stick on 'Gift' at savage volume.

4. Find your own internal space.

Magic.

Dave.
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Mighty Dopefiend

Hmmm - I Walk the Line between Good and Evil... ;-)
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Das machte viele Leute sehr wütend und wurde allenthalben als Schritt in die falsche Richtung angesehen."

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Blue Haze Burnout - ok then!! :roll:
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De Baser is Mojo Ganjamaster
Vanessa is Jurassic Jointmaster

Rather tame methinks

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ooweeeooo..get me. Karin Krall, my heartland name, is 'Mother's finest stoner'. My other name is 'intelligent smoker'. The irony is I don't smoke anymore unless I'm in Amsterdam and I can buy those cute little tobaccoless blunts in their own little container which last me the whole weekend.
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It's like they've read my soul, man.

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I've forgotten what I'm doing here now.
Have Fun!

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Dynamic Jointmeister

Hmm, iguess it fits ;D
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Hummmm, f*cking hippies...

1) Smoke Dope
2) Smell bad
3) Talk about saving the world
4) Do f*ck all

Generally in that order...

Isn't time you had a wash???

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Nightspawn
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Chairman Bux wrote:Hummmm, f*cking hippies...

1) Smoke Dope
2) Smell bad
3) Talk about saving the world
4) Do f*ck all

Generally in that order...

Isn't time you had a wash???

CB
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Hmmm, enlightment has nothing to do with "personal hygiene"!
And "saving the world" aint possible; its all about Coping!!!!
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Mine's Erratic Pipepacker.

Made me laugh. For a sec.
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Ginger
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Sacred Haze Zigzagger


Sacred ??? hmmm......
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Both my real name *and* SINsister = "Drippy Dimebagger!!!" Yuck! :(
I left my heart in Ballycastle... :cry: :cry: :cry:
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With my real name i became:

Amateur Resinator .... hmmmmmmm??

And with Lynchfanatic it became:

Fanatical Jointfiend .. Thats more like it :innocent:
myspace.com/lynchfanatic
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