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So who wants to marry me so I can emigrate and apply for this?

7anthea7 wrote:So who wants to marry me so I can emigrate and apply for this?

Sorry, not today. Now, if you were considering applying for this then we might have a conversation...

It's a while since I was last there but I've been to Wookey Hole loads of times and they never had an actual witch there - just a strange rock formation and all the legends. I have a horrible feeling that having someone running around cackling might just be tacky. Very, very tacky.

What it did have though, which is apparently gone now sad to say, was a giant board with a picture of Doctor Who and the Cybermen, who filmed there many years ago. Worth going just for that.

Oh, and the caves too, obviously.

Wookie Hole? Reminds me of Han: "I don't care what you smell, get in!" No thanks.

surely not the worst job opportunity compared to ...


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AH, separating the 1.5L Coke bottles from the urine contained there-in... job of champions

Previous experience in the role?

this amused me when i first heard of the role being advertised

http://www.museum.manchester.ac.uk/what ... terhermit/

sadly, my friend is a technician there and has had to prep and clean the appointed guy's quarters and deal with his bullsh*t. from what i gather he's a bit of an "artiste" prick

Is that the friend with the groovy hair and outings with stuffed crocodiles..?

yep, that's the fella

AH, separating the 1.5L Coke bottles from the urine contained there-in...

Previous experience in the role?

Only when buying Morrison's own brand cola....

nodubmanshouts wrote:Only when buying Morrison's own brand cola....

The prince of colas, no question - although the crown is still held by Happy Shopper's "My Mum's" range. If memory serves, "My mum's cola sends fizzy bubbles up my nose."

It's not so much the job adverts but the HL choice of online news sites that's surprising me

Andrew S wrote:It's not so much the job adverts but the HL choice of online news sites that's surprising me

Eh, I read it on The Beeb as well, but it warn't nearly as funny there...no hideous pic.

Andrew S wrote:It's not so much the job adverts but the HL choice of online news sites that's surprising me

There are places for serious news, and then there are places for not-quite-so-serious news, like...Elvis too cocky for his hens which recounts how a rooster in Nottingham...er...was a little amorous.
Where else but in your soaraway Sun?

EvilBastard wrote:

Andrew S wrote:It's not so much the job adverts but the HL choice of online news sites that's surprising me

There are places for serious news, and then there are places for not-quite-so-serious news, like...Elvis too cocky for his hens which recounts how a rooster in Nottingham...er...was a little amorous.
Where else but in your soaraway Sun?

Well, I did once pull an issue of News of the World out the bin to read it after noticing the Frank Bough cocaine & hookers headline on the front page

In order to understand one's enemy, one must read their newspaper....




maybe.

7anthea7 wrote:So who wants to marry me so I can emigrate and apply for this?

i hope that you get a taker 7anthea7

been to wookey hole a coupla times years ago - i didnt notice a witch either but it is a very lovely place

combine a visit there with Glastonbury Tour and finish with an overnight stay in Bristol - plenty to see here from the museum to a trip on the river or a stroll across Brunels suspension bridge.....I should work for tourism

Let's get all three in a show together: the Hermit, the Witch and the Refuse Sorters - BRIT ART returns...