Wednesday 21st May
Posted: 21 May 2003, 16:26
A little guy goes into an elevator, looks up and sees this huge guy standing next to him. The big guy sees the little guy staring at him, looks down
and says, 7 feet tall, 350 lbs, 20 inch penis, testicles 3 lbs each, Turner Brown'.
The small guy just faints dead and falls to the floor. The big dude kneels down and brings him to by slapping his face and shaking him.
He asks, 'Are you OK??'
In a very weak voice the little guy says, 'Excuse me, but what did you just say to me?'
The big dude says, 'When I saw the curious look on your face, I just figured I'd give you the answers to the questions everyone always asks me. I'm 7ft tall, weigh 350 lbs., have a 20 inch penis, my testicles weigh
3 lbs each, and my name is Turner Brown.'
The small guy says, 'Thank God!!! I thought you said ,
'Turn Around.'
OOOh I'd forgotten how easy it was to post in here...
Debaser
and says, 7 feet tall, 350 lbs, 20 inch penis, testicles 3 lbs each, Turner Brown'.
The small guy just faints dead and falls to the floor. The big dude kneels down and brings him to by slapping his face and shaking him.
He asks, 'Are you OK??'
In a very weak voice the little guy says, 'Excuse me, but what did you just say to me?'
The big dude says, 'When I saw the curious look on your face, I just figured I'd give you the answers to the questions everyone always asks me. I'm 7ft tall, weigh 350 lbs., have a 20 inch penis, my testicles weigh
3 lbs each, and my name is Turner Brown.'
The small guy says, 'Thank God!!! I thought you said ,
'Turn Around.'
OOOh I'd forgotten how easy it was to post in here...
Debaser
