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PostPost #1  Posted: Sat Jul 18, 2009 6:09 am    Post subject: Let's Play the "Von on Twitter" Game Reply with quote Back to top

Okay here is the challenge folks, imagine that you are Von and you just started your new Twitter page and you have to give updates on your daily life in 140 Characters or Less, what would you say, if you were Von of course.

I will get us started

Woke up today, thought about going to dentist after reading heartland forum...rolled over and went back to bed for the rest of the day....


Okay so your responses should be in the voice of Von in 140 characters or less
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PostPost #2  Posted: Sat Jul 18, 2009 9:38 am    Post subject: Reply with quote Back to top

Have to get down to the shop for washing powder. Me Barca shirt's minging.
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PostPost #3  Posted: Sat Jul 18, 2009 9:38 am    Post subject: Reply with quote Back to top

i got no life so i turned on internet.
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PostPost #4  Posted: Sat Jul 18, 2009 2:22 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote Back to top

listened to new album, release new album? Nah....
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PostPost #5  Posted: Sat Jul 18, 2009 3:58 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote Back to top

Pista wrote:
Have to get down to the shop for washing powder. Me Barca shirt's minging.


Feck it! I'll wear my St Pauli one instead Wink Mr. Green
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PostPost #6  Posted: Sat Jul 18, 2009 6:21 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote Back to top

Day 8,760. Still got nothing worth while to offer the world. Sad
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PostPost #7  Posted: Sat Jul 18, 2009 6:27 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote Back to top

Does the back of my head look okay?
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PostPost #8  Posted: Sat Jul 18, 2009 8:52 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote Back to top

do you mean hole in the back on your head ?
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PostPost #9  Posted: Sat Jul 18, 2009 10:18 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote Back to top

this twitter thing could be the one.
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PostPost #10  Posted: Sun Jul 19, 2009 12:38 am    Post subject: Reply with quote Back to top

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PostPost #11  Posted: Sun Jul 19, 2009 9:08 am    Post subject: Reply with quote Back to top

can anyone be so nice and explain me phenomenon of twater ? 'cause a seriously don't get it.
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PostPost #12  Posted: Sun Jul 19, 2009 10:06 am    Post subject: Reply with quote Back to top

Bartek wrote:
can anyone be so nice and explain me phenomenon of twater ? 'cause a seriously don't get it.


Just somewhere where people spout bollix all day long.
Not bad if you have site updates automatically fed to it, but otherwise a bit of a time stealer I think.
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PostPost #13  Posted: Sun Jul 19, 2009 10:28 am    Post subject: Reply with quote Back to top

lol, like this place isn't?
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PostPost #14  Posted: Sun Jul 19, 2009 11:04 am    Post subject: Reply with quote Back to top

exaclty Laughing but we don't pretend to enlighten other ppl, aren't we ? Wink
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PostPost #15  Posted: Sun Jul 19, 2009 3:58 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote Back to top

Never seen the point of any of these unsocial networking sites.

- If you're famous enough (or even just interesting enough) to have your own website or forum, that's a much more efficient and versatile way of keeping people informed and it won't take an hour to load or crash your browser while it's trying to do so.

-If you're not famous enough (or even just interesting enough) to have your own website or forum then anyone who's interested in what you have to say will have your e-mail address, be able to contact you via a mutually visited forum or (heaven forbid) have enough time on their hands that they can resort to something like MSN. Or perhaps they could go round your house and actually speak to you face to face.
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PostPost #16  Posted: Sun Jul 19, 2009 5:25 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote Back to top

Laughing I share your confusion, Bartek.

"Put on my shorts and went down to Spar for some sugar-free cinnamon bagels, beautiful little fluffy clouds in the sky"... yes? And we're supposed to CARE?
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PostPost #17  Posted: Sun Jul 19, 2009 6:01 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote Back to top

boudicca wrote:
Laughing I share your confusion, Bartek.

"Put on my shorts and went down to Spar for some sugar-free cinnamon bagels, beautiful little fluffy clouds in the sky"... yes? And we're supposed to CARE?


The many groupies on here will Wink Mr. Green
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PostPost #18  Posted: Sun Jul 19, 2009 6:58 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote Back to top

i find out more about what my famous people are doing/going to do than from the offical sites. handy when you run a fansite.

oh... not wishing to cause any offence, like, but i don't add people on twitter unless i'm keeping an eye on YOU, or i can't get in touch with you any other way.
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PostPost #19  Posted: Sun Jul 19, 2009 7:20 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote Back to top

I only ever tend to post on twitter when I've been drinking (quiet down in back!) by text from my phone
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PostPost #20  Posted: Sun Jul 19, 2009 8:47 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote Back to top

I HAVE NO OTHER NEWS about my day today but I may have interesting alternative news/comment sources tomorrow if I feel like it, but then again I may not.
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PostPost #21  Posted: Sun Jul 19, 2009 9:57 pm    Post subject: Re: Let's Play the "Von on Twitter" Game Reply with quote Back to top

indy wrote:

Woke up today, thought about going to dentist after reading heartland forum...rolled over and went back to bed for the rest of the day....


All heavens, just noticed they've got a new registered user calling himself or herself voodoodentist ... Surprised Surprised Surprised

Maybe I had better get up early tomorrow ... Rolling Eyes ...
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PostPost #22  Posted: Mon Jul 20, 2009 3:05 am    Post subject: Reply with quote Back to top

The Our fearless leader! seems to be clever enough to accurately weigh the futility of Twatter over the small satisfaction gained from publicly shutting down the account a short while later in open indignation and disgust (Reznor-style). Although it could be amusing, I'd think.
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PostPost #23  Posted: Mon Jul 20, 2009 10:24 am    Post subject: Reply with quote Back to top

Feeling rough to day. Might have a dose of that flu. Must invite Wayne around for some tea and a chat.
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PostPost #24  Posted: Mon Jul 20, 2009 10:27 am    Post subject: Reply with quote Back to top

Had forgotten how much fun it was being sarcastic to journalists. Must sit down with thesaurus and come up with more pithy one-liners. Just hope people don't think this means we're coming back or anything...
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PostPost #25  Posted: Mon Jul 20, 2009 2:03 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote Back to top

had a lovely cuppa with Wayne (who brought round some rich tea fingers and a chocolate sponge cake from M&S, bless him) and watched homes under the hammer because we couldn't find anything to talk about. sneezed a couple of times on Wayne's plate and spat in his cup when he wasn't looking.
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