JOTD 28th - Because someone has to...
Posted: 28 May 2003, 16:58
From an old friend at Newsnight:
A panda walks into a restaurant, sits down and orders a sandwich. He eats the sandwich, then pulls out a gun and shoots the waiter dead. As the panda stands up to leave, the manager shouts:
"Hey! Where are you going? You just shot my waiter and you didn't pay for your sandwich!"
The panda yells back at the manager:
"Hey, I'm a PANDA! Look it up!"
So the manager opens his dictionary and looks up the word 'panda'. It reads "Panda: A tree dwelling marsupial of Asian origin, characterised by distinct black and white colouring. Eats shoots and leaves."
Knew you'd be pleased...
Chairman Bux
CEO Buxville
buxville@myheartland.co.uk
A panda walks into a restaurant, sits down and orders a sandwich. He eats the sandwich, then pulls out a gun and shoots the waiter dead. As the panda stands up to leave, the manager shouts:
"Hey! Where are you going? You just shot my waiter and you didn't pay for your sandwich!"
The panda yells back at the manager:
"Hey, I'm a PANDA! Look it up!"
So the manager opens his dictionary and looks up the word 'panda'. It reads "Panda: A tree dwelling marsupial of Asian origin, characterised by distinct black and white colouring. Eats shoots and leaves."
Knew you'd be pleased...
Chairman Bux
CEO Buxville
buxville@myheartland.co.uk
