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Buddhist monk

Posted: 29 May 2003, 01:32
by dead stars
A Buddhist guru monk is walking the mountain with his disciples. Turns back at them and says:
"Ping Ling Loot, come here and kiss my foot". And so he did.
"Ping Ling Lang, come here and kiss my hand". And so he did.
"Where are you going, Ping Ling Lock?"