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Earth Destroyed By Large Hadron Collider
Posted: 23 Nov 2009, 17:41
by Quiff Boy
http://www.wired.com/geekdad/2009/11/ea ... uestioned/
Earth Destroyed By Large Hadron Collider; Martian Questioned
In a stunning piece of astronomical news, the planet Sol III — better known as “Earth� — has been completely obliterated. In connection with this sudden catastrophe, authorities have questioned a resident of neighboring planet Sol IV (Mars), who is known to have made threats against Earth in the past. This questioning is thought by many to be a formality, as most sources indicate that the destruction was caused by a foolhardy group of scientists in central Europe.
how very odd
Posted: 23 Nov 2009, 17:44
by emilystrange
what planet we online on, then?
Posted: 23 Nov 2009, 17:54
by christophe
emilystrange wrote:what planet we online on, then?
a Black Planet offcource. do your homework lady!
Posted: 23 Nov 2009, 17:55
by emilystrange
d'oh. of course.
actually i AM doing my homework, that's why i wasn't thinking straight!
Posted: 23 Nov 2009, 17:58
by christophe
emilystrange wrote:d'oh. of course.
actually i AM doing my homework, that's why i wasn't thinking straight!
I had to expect an answer like that
Posted: 23 Nov 2009, 18:46
by MadameButterfly
can we grow plants on black planet then?
and is there drinking water?
any chance of a bit of sun?
Posted: 23 Nov 2009, 20:50
by Big Si
I thought we were all orbiting Planet Dave
Posted: 23 Nov 2009, 20:53
by MadameButterfly
where in the galaxy is Planet Dave?
Posted: 23 Nov 2009, 20:54
by Big Si
MadameButterfly wrote:where in the galaxy is Planet Dave?
Uranus
Posted: 23 Nov 2009, 20:56
by Erudite
MadameButterfly wrote:can we grow plants on black planet then?
and is there drinking water?
any chance of a bit of sun?
No, no and thrice no.
It is the Wasteland.
Posted: 23 Nov 2009, 21:04
by MadameButterfly
Big Si wrote:MadameButterfly wrote:where in the galaxy is Planet Dave?
Uranus
Close to black planet then? or do we cyber-astro glide from one planet to the next?
Posted: 23 Nov 2009, 21:05
by MadameButterfly
Erudite wrote:MadameButterfly wrote:can we grow plants on black planet then?
and is there drinking water?
any chance of a bit of sun?
No, no and thrice no.
It is the Wasteland.
eww...what a cold cold planet then this Wasteland! *brrr*
Posted: 23 Nov 2009, 22:28
by Bartek
MadameButterfly wrote:can we grow plants on black planet then?
and is there drinking water?
any chance of a bit of sun?
water - checked
sun - nope.
Posted: 23 Nov 2009, 22:31
by MadameButterfly
Bartek wrote:MadameButterfly wrote:can we grow plants on black planet then?
and is there drinking water?
any chance of a bit of sun?
water - checked
sun - nope.
do we have oxygen?
Posted: 23 Nov 2009, 22:34
by emilystrange
do goths need it?
Posted: 23 Nov 2009, 22:42
by MadameButterfly
no just each other!
Posted: 16 Apr 2010, 12:43
by Quiff Boy
whoops
http://crave.cnet.co.uk/gadgets/0,39029 ... 387,00.htm
Man arrested at Large Hadron Collider claims he's from the future
Police said Mr Cole, who was wearing a bow tie and rather too much tweed for his age, would not reveal his country of origin. "Countries do not exist where I am from. The discovery of the Higgs boson led to limitless power, the elimination of poverty and Kit-Kats for everyone. It is a communist chocolate hellhole and I'm here to stop it ever happening."
This isn't the first time time-travel has been blamed for mishaps at the LHC. Last year, the Japanese physicist Masao Ninomiya and Danish string-theory pioneer Holger Bech Nielsen put forward the hypothesis that the Higgs boson was so "abhorrent" that it somehow caused a ripple in time that prevented its own discovery.
way more believable that dr who
Posted: 16 Apr 2010, 13:02
by markfiend
Professor Brian Cox, a CERN physicist and full-time rock'n'roll TV scientist, was sympathetic to Mr Cole. "Bless him, he sounds harmless enough. At least he didn't mention bloody black holes."
Posted: 16 Apr 2010, 13:19
by Maisey
emilystrange wrote:do goths need it?
I heard there will be seas of pure caffine, a contant heavy fog and occansional flashes of strobe lightning.
Posted: 16 Apr 2010, 14:43
by emilystrange
and a dictionary, lol
Posted: 16 Apr 2010, 14:57
by Maisey
Maisey wrote:
I heard there will be seas of pure caffine, a constant heavy fog and occasional flashes of strobe lightning.
I see nothing wrong with that sentance
Posted: 16 Apr 2010, 15:14
by emilystrange
caffeine! sentence!
WAAAAAAAH!
can you tell school hols are nearly over?
Posted: 16 Apr 2010, 15:19
by EvilBastard
MadameButterfly wrote:Big Si wrote:MadameButterfly wrote:where in the galaxy is Planet Dave?
Uranus
Close to black planet then? or do we cyber-astro glide from one planet to the next?
I'm not having anything to do with AstroGlide, thanks, especially if it involves
Planet Dave's uranus.
