Heartland

Hair straighteners would be banned.

French manicures wouldn't exist.

Retired people/people who are at home during the day wouldn't be allowed to get a doctors/dentist appointment after 4.30pm or before 9.00am

The same groups would only be allowed to go to the supermarkets between 9.00am and 4.30pm

Similarly, they would be barred from shopping in town ANYWHERE on a Saturday.

All celery would be uprooted and be left to rot and die out ( bracket beetroot in this category too)

ANYONE who wore slippers outside of the confines of thier own home would be fined (slipper wearers in a supermarket would be shot)

The person who thought false toe nails was exactly what the female species needed would have their own nails ripped from their feet.

And people who tie their scarves in that daft 'fold it in half wrap around neck and feed loose ends through the loop' ...I can't think of a punishment worthy...


That's just for starters.......

cool your boots man, cool your boots...

Debaser wrote:Hair straighteners would be banned.

French manicures wouldn't exist.

Retired people/people who are at home during the day wouldn't be allowed to get a doctors/dentist appointment after 4.30pm or before 9.00am

The same groups would only be allowed to go to the supermarkets between 9.00am and 4.30pm

Similarly, they would be barred from shopping in town ANYWHERE on a Saturday.

All celery would be uprooted and be left to rot and die out ( bracket beetroot in this category too)

ANYONE who wore slippers outside of the confines of thier own home would be fined (slipper wearers in a supermarket would be shot)

The person who thought false toe nails was exactly what the female species needed would have their own nails ripped from their feet.

And people who tie their scarves in that daft 'fold it in half wrap around neck and feed loose ends through the loop' ...I can't think of a punishment worthy...


That's just for starters.......

I would wholeheartly agree with you!

BUT...

Debaser wrote:ANYONE who wore slippers outside of the confines of thier own home would be fined (slipper wearers in a supermarket would be shot)

OMG! I've done this before! I wore said slippers going into a petrol station to buy smokes...do I still get shot?

if a ruled the world i'd ban anyone who like to tell what should i do or say.
so-f**king-called tolerance is forgotten word as i see. but be happy, not only here.

for heavens sake boys! if you were older than me being on here you would know to respect and endure the threads of long time users....*lifts eyebrow*

don't let me have to frown down on you boys now cause if Debaser gives you an answer she be throwing you against these walls of heartland...

*see what i mean? Debaser is a very loved one so please let her *rant* as much as she wants..

thanking you for reading this

Debaser wrote:All celery would be uprooted and be left to rot and die out ( bracket beetroot in this category too)

You don't like Beetroot?

Debaser wrote:And people who tie their scarves in that daft 'fold it in half wrap around neck and feed loose ends through the loop' ...I can't think of a punishment worthy...

(My fitba scarf was too long and it wasnae tight enough to keep out the chill wind, it seemed to catch on real quick on the terraces....) I invented that

yer deid(?) Big Si!

i'm shot i think...gawd should we hold hands or something?

*quivers*

MadameButterfly wrote:yer deid(?) Big Si!

i'm shot i think...gawd should we hold hands or something?

*quivers*

"You have a woman's hands milord! I'll wager those pink...."

can't see your image as it's broken??? so don't know what yer on about!

Bartek wrote:if a ruled the world i'd ban anyone who like to tell what should i do or say.
so-f**king-called tolerance is forgotten word as i see. but be happy, not only here.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=btJvIQcPlyg

Sense of humour's gone astray somewhere....

So what is it you do Bartek? Celery farmer?


Jeeeeeeez

Big Si wrote:
You don't like Beetroot?

it turns yer wee purple - it's the devil's work I tell you

(My fitba scarf was too long and it wasnae tight enough to keep out the chill wind, it seemed to catch on real quick on the terraces....) I invented that

What's wrong with wrapping it around and around yer neck?

Bartek wrote:if a ruled the world i'd ban anyone who like to tell what should i do or say.
so-f**king-called tolerance is forgotten word as i see. but be happy, not only here.

As soon as I rule the world, I'm gonna make everyone face himself or herself, respectively, for an initials dose of say, at least one hour per day to be gradually extended to some form of steady awareness, and from the first day on unceasingly, without escape, without exception but with an endlessly changing variety of angles ...

That should do ... ...

.. OK, I know you didn't ask for an eternal holiday ... but that's just me, I'm generous by nature ... ...

Big Si wrote:

MadameButterfly wrote:yer deid(?) Big Si!

i'm shot i think...gawd should we hold hands or something?

*quivers*

"You have a woman's hands milord! I'll wager those pink...."

Debaser wrote:What's wrong with wrapping it around and around yer neck?

like this?




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the defence rests its case








having said that, the aforementioned twerp from kaiser chiefs has in the past worn several scarfs in all manner of illegal ways, including those outlined by emperor debaser above

is that a scarf?
Looks like a tea towel to me.

Debaser wrote:

Bartek wrote:if a ruled the world i'd ban anyone who like to tell what should i do or say.
so-f**king-called tolerance is forgotten word as i see. but be happy, not only here.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=btJvIQcPlyg

Sense of humour's gone astray somewhere....

So what is it you do Bartek? Celery farmer?


Jeeeeeeez

sense of humour's gone when i see when someone demand tolerance for his/her point of view, ideas etc. and in the same time cannot do it the same when someone else saying/doing that not necessarily compatibile with his/her point of view.

obviously i'm saying about focking knob heads like nazis/commies.

edith: obvious no. 2: i'm not saying that we don't have to talk and disagree with eachother. comunications is a - one of- point of living and wurld would be extremly boring place if everyone will life in peace and love only and where saying something that for somene is unacceptable cannot be commented (using rational arguments not only ad hominem arg.) because of something.

Pista wrote:is that a scarf?
Looks like a tea towel to me.

I don't know but I'd like to pull it tighter and tighter until his eyeballs pop out of their sockets.

As you were.

Hom_Corleone wrote:

Pista wrote:is that a scarf?
Looks like a tea towel to me.

I don't know but I'd like to pull it tighter and tighter until his eyeballs pop out of their sockets.

As you were.

The boy's a fool but he's quite generous with his season ticket.

http://www.gettyimages.com/detail/85342493/Redferns

His taste in women is a little odd though.

http://www.abc.net.au/triplej/musicnews/s2502833.htm

What's with all the Kaiser Chiefs hate?

markfiend wrote:What's with all the Kaiser Chiefs hate?

It's a football thing I think?

Strange that no-one's cited a suitable punishment for wearing of flip flops.

Pista wrote:

markfiend wrote:What's with all the Kaiser Chiefs hate?

It's a football thing I think?

Strange that no-one's cited a suitable punishment for wearing of flip flops.

Orange ones.

markfiend wrote:What's with all the Kaiser Chiefs hate?

They're sh1t and he's a pompous twot. That's why.

bracket beetroot

not far enough, the world would be a better place without any kind of beetroot, even the name is absurd

Also add butter beans please

You don't like Beetroot?

come on Big Si you're a man of taste, these filthy plants are beneath you

Bartek wrote: sense of humour's gone when i see when someone demand tolerance for his/her point of view, ideas etc. and in the same time cannot do it the same when someone else saying/doing that not necessarily compatibile with his/her point of view.

I'm a bloody Libran, tolerance positively ooooooozes from every orifice.

Anyway, I'm currently building my own palanquin....well my flunkies are




makes note: better not have Bartek holding one of the poles.....Perhaps he can waft me with an ostrich feather fan

Pista wrote: Strange that no-one's cited a suitable punishment for wearing of flip flops.

Chairman Bux wrote: Orange ones.