Sorry Any Aussies out there...
The Queen is having tea with the Australian prime minister. He asks her
"Your Majesty, I was thinking of turning Australia into a Monarchy. What do you think?"
"I'm sorry," she replies, "but you need a king or queen in order to have a monarchy".
"Well," he says, "How about a principality then?"
"I'm afraid not", the Queen nonchalantly replies, "Because in order to becaome a principality you must have a Prince."
They both sip their tea for a moment.
"Actually," she continues, "Having met many Australians over the years, I think you are perfectly suited to remain a country."
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