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I'm off to Hamburg for my brothers stag in August.

Anybody been recently? Any suggested hotels that are good/cheap/central?

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Wouldn't our friend Jess be able to help you out on this information?
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MadameButterfly wrote:Wouldn't our friend Jess be able to help you out on this information?
Isn't she a Berliner? :?
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Hom_Corleone wrote:
MadameButterfly wrote:Wouldn't our friend Jess be able to help you out on this information?
Isn't she a Berliner? :?
Yes but was thinking she might just know about Hamburg too! :wink:
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If she's a Berliner then you should have her for dessert, but if she's a Hamburger then you could have her for a main course [rimshot].

Last time I stayed in Hamburg I slept in a tent provided by the Arbeiter-Samariter Bund (it was long long time ago) - but if you want cheap and handy for the nightlife I'd go for the A&O Hamburg Reeperbahn. Let's face it, all you want is somewhere to sleep off the booze and wash off the tarts' perfume, right :lol:
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what about the jism stains?
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or in a kitchen with his moby broken and a cut above his eye :lol:
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@ EB - Thanks man. :wink:

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I live near Hamburg so there was no need for me to ever spent the night in a hotel/hostel there :wink:

From what I heard the A&O Hostel seems to offer a very low price and half-way "OK" conditions. You'll probably need a robust sleep there :lol:

You may also check out the "Schanzenstern":

http://www.schanzenstern.de/

They offer two locations - the "Schanzenstern Altona" seems to be the better choice according to the opinions I heard.
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Cheers Doc. :wink:
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DocSommer wrote:From what I heard the A&O Hostel seems to offer a very low price and half-way "OK" conditions. You'll probably need a robust sleep there :lol:
I can vouch for the Hotel Stern (which now seems to be taken over by A&Q). Good location (end of the Reeperbahn) but set back a bit so not too noisy. Accommodation is quite basic but clean with a decent breakfast. And it's relatively cheap.
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Monopol on the Reeperbahn is probably worth a look, haven't been there for a while but was very reasonable with decent breakfast :)
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there's an IBIS about 2 mins from st. pauli & the reeperbahn

http://www.accorhotels.com/gb/hotel-368 ... ndex.shtml

we stayed there last year when we went to see the sisters...

it's an ibis so it does exactly what it says on the tin, and it's in a very central location 8)
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