Scottish Football At It's Best. Or Worst.

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"I will just have to go with the flow, accept things and find something else to do on a Saturday."
Anger Management classes might be a good start :lol:
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At it again;

http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/scotland/nor ... 533791.stm

Personally? Hilarious :lol:
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Ridiculous concept - nicking the Scots for mocking the English? There'd be full-scale War!

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I'm gonna buy one of those "Anyone but England" t-shirts :lol:
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what about "Anything But Football"?
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weebleswobble wrote:what about "Anything But Football"?
You have my vote. :lol:
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markfiend wrote:
weebleswobble wrote:what about "Anything But Football"?
You have my vote. :lol:
Pair of girls.
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You support Leeds, you obviously don't like football either.

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Norman Hunter wrote:
markfiend wrote:
weebleswobble wrote:what about "Anything But Football"?
You have my vote. :lol:
Pair of girls.
Yes please, for use during the world cup ;D
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Has Scotland ever considered changing it's national symbol from the thistle to the sour grape? You'd think after the English bailed out Scotland's big banks they'd be kissing our backsides and saying it's ice cream.. :innocent:
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I won't mention the North Sea Oil then?
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DeWinter wrote:Has Scotland ever considered changing it's national symbol from the thistle to the sour grape? You'd think after the English bailed out Scotland's big banks they'd be kissing our backsides and saying it's ice cream.. :innocent:
Hey baby! Ever had yer asshole licked by a fat man in an overcoat?
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markfiend wrote:I won't mention the North Sea Oil then?
Barnett Formula. Gives Scotland billions extra a year. Oil revenues don't even equal it. Some of it's in English waters too.
The difference being the English aren't blaming the Scots over the banks, although when issues are vice versa the shrieks are deafening and last three decades. I think it says something rather good about the English,personally.
I'm tired of being expected to laugh off another nations petty spite. :|
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I'm getting out of this one. I only started it as a funny :eek:
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Norman Hunter wrote:I'm getting out of this one. I only started it as a funny :eek:
good move, get back to your DVDs :wink:

Obviously all Scots think and act the same :?

DeWinter must have had a bad haggis or something :lol:
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Mel f**king gibson f**king 'freedom' brave f**king wank heart


feel better now ;D
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More hair than me!

Better tatts?

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Hun!
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