Lily Allen Quits Music

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And this affects my life how, exactly?

And can someone shorten the link? Again? :wink:
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This somewhat presupposes that you would call what Lily Allen did "music" in the first place ;)

(Link shortened. Just put <url=http:www.link-to-infeasibly-long-url>Clicky</url> but replace < and > with [ and ])
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Logan likes the video where the puppet boy flashes his bum

harmless enough, I think she got fed up with all the dodgy pictures of her lumpy thighs being posted online :urff:
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weebleswobble wrote:I think she got fed up with all the dodgy pictures of her lumpy thighs being posted online :urff:
They are rather large for a petite laydee.
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has anyone seen them in the same room at the same time?
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James Blast wrote:has anyone seen them in the same room at the same time?
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If they have been seen in the same room at the same time, I wish I'd have been in it at the time, & been able to lock the door afterwards.

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(& no, I wouldn't tw*t em coz they're pop incase you were wondering, it'd be purely sexual)
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guid man!

how's Spotty BTW?
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That resemblance is quite alarming! :eek:
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Purple Light wrote:(& no, I wouldn't tw*t em coz they're pop incase you were wondering, it'd be purely sexual)
Added bonus: Lily Allen is pure filth. I seem to recall that when she was pregnant (and then lost it) a while back she said something along the lines of "I didn't think you could get pregnant from anal." :twisted: :twisted: :innocent:

I don't know much about the other one, is that Natasha Bat for Lashes? I don't remember any pervy comments from her :lol:

Anyway, that's the tone well and truly lowered. My work here is done. ;D
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By Jove! I think I just startled a young missy :lol:
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markfiend wrote:
Purple Light wrote:(& no, I wouldn't tw*t em coz they're pop incase you were wondering, it'd be purely sexual)
Added bonus: Lily Allen is pure filth. I seem to recall that when she was pregnant (and then lost it) a while back she said something along the lines of "I didn't think you could get pregnant from anal." :twisted: :twisted: :innocent:

I don't know much about the other one, is that Natasha Bat for Lashes? I don't remember any pervy comments from her :lol:

Anyway, that's the tone well and truly lowered. My work here is done. ;D
Thank you, I now have a mental image of Lilly doing anal. I f I ever see you Mr Fiend you've earned a free pint.
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and wash that potty mind of yours out fiendy, beard surfing is legal in Britain :lol:

hopefully she was clagnut free at the time ;D
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(Also heterosexual couples have more anal sex (both proportionally and in absolute numbers) than gay couples. (I admit I can't provide a citation for that though.))
I detect a certain train of thought... or has somebody been watching too many "arty" films. :lol:
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Gollum's Cock wrote:
(Also heterosexual couples have more anal sex (both proportionally and in absolute numbers) than gay couples. (I admit I can't provide a citation for that though.))
I detect a certain train of thought... or has somebody been watching too many "arty" films. :lol:
Wasn't it a trend in the 80's? :?
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and in 2001, but that was just me and a dirty filthy Manc Bitch! :lol:
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:eek:

Bet ya loved it? :wink: :twisted:
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Gollum's Cock wrote:I detect a certain train of thought... or has somebody been watching too many "arty" films. :lol:
What? Me? Pure as the driven slush. ;D
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markfiend wrote:
Gollum's Cock wrote:I detect a certain train of thought... or has somebody been watching too many "arty" films. :lol:
What? Me? Pure as the driven slush. ;D
*whips you*

that's a lie Mark & we all know that, the regular users that is.

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oh hang on, what's driven slush? hahaha...

nevermind.

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James Blast wrote:and wash that potty mind of yours out fiendy, beard surfing is legal in Britain :lol:

hopefully she was clagnut free at the time ;D
5. clagnut

A short, sexy, badger like girl, answering to the name of Claire.
Come here claggers.
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Gollum's Cock wrote:Thank you, I now have a mental image of Lilly doing anal. I f I ever see you Mr Fiend you've earned a free pint.
To get you in the mood :wink:
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James Blast wrote:
hopefully she was clagnut free at the time ;D
hang on mister, isn't this the way you liked your ladies, how should i put this.... full of fluff?
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James Blast wrote:and wash that potty mind of yours out fiendy, beard surfing is legal in Britain :lol:

hopefully she was clagnut free at the time ;D
5. clagnut

A short, sexy, badger like girl, answering to the name of Claire.
Come here claggers.
:lol: :twisted:
Gollum's Cock wrote:Thank you, I now have a mental image of Lilly doing anal. I f I ever see you Mr Fiend you've earned a free pint.
To get you in the mood :wink:
The circle is complete (and I'm walking, with my pants round my ankles and my shirt pulled up towards the toilet paper). The walk of shame shall commence. :innocent: ;D
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This is really all too much information me thinks! :lol: :lol: :lol:
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MadameButterfly wrote:This is really all too much information me thinks! :lol: :lol: :lol:
Photo?
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I'm married!

No thanks I watch adult movies to see that of others thanks.
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Thread of the year? :lol:
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