Heartland

Posted: **15 Mar 2010, 17:55**

Found a bottle in a cupboard last night

Drank it

Today...............ouch!

Posted: **15 Mar 2010, 17:57**

Good work

Posted: **15 Mar 2010, 18:10**

You big girl! Tell me you mixed it with lemon and had a whole 80s revival!

Posted: **15 Mar 2010, 21:56**

Love the stuff. Avoid buying it because I know that I'll bang it in one night. Save it now for Christmas, first glass will be consumed at 11.30am and the glass will be refilled till empty bottle.

Nothing soft about Port, the chosen tipple of most street alcoholics (most bang for your buck).

Now where's that bottle of VP sherry.....................

Posted: **15 Mar 2010, 22:04**

Mix it with Blue WKD and it tastes just like vimto

Posted: **15 Mar 2010, 22:10**

Gollum's Cock wrote:Now where's that bottle of VP sherry.....................

Push the boat out and get some QC, la'

Posted: **15 Mar 2010, 22:22**

Always rather liked it and my visit to the fair city Porto didn't change that much

Posted: **15 Mar 2010, 22:52**

...besides Port makes me fart.

Posted: **16 Mar 2010, 00:01**

Had a bottle one night with Stilton and crackers.....the next morning I had more head than Birkenhead!!!!

Posted: **16 Mar 2010, 04:59**

Never mind that. You got the internet at home now? Or has the wet string dried out at last?

Posted: **16 Mar 2010, 07:28**

No Port for me!
Prefer something stronger!

Posted: **16 Mar 2010, 07:42**

<--- real man's deseert wine

Posted: **16 Mar 2010, 09:31**

Garbageman wrote:Had a bottle one night with Stilton and crackers.....the next morning I had more head than Birkenhead!!!!

Likewise. Only had one night on it with Stilton and crackers. It fel like a pig had shat in my head.

Posted: **16 Mar 2010, 12:05**

jande wrote:Mix it with Blue WKD and it tastes just like vimto

Used to be Charlotte Church's tipple of choice I believe. The "cheeky Vimto".

Posted: **16 Mar 2010, 12:48**

markfiend wrote:
jande wrote:Mix it with Blue WKD and it tastes just like vimto
Used to be Charlotte Church's tipple of choice I believe. The "cheeky Vimto".

Dirty dirty girl.

Posted: **17 Mar 2010, 22:56**

DerekR wrote:Never mind that. You got the internet at home now? Or has the wet string dried out at last?

Still on dial up

, runs a wee bit faster when nobody on our line in on line or on the phone

Posted: **17 Mar 2010, 23:14**

scotty wrote:
DerekR wrote:Never mind that. You got the internet at home now? Or has the wet string dried out at last?
Still on dial up , runs a wee bit faster when nobody on our line in on line or on the phone

Or wee Cameron watching his favourite vids on youtube

Posted: **17 Mar 2010, 23:18**

Big Si wrote:
scotty wrote:
DerekR wrote:Never mind that. You got the internet at home now? Or has the wet string dried out at last?
Still on dial up , runs a wee bit faster when nobody on our line in on line or on the phone
Or wee Cameron watching his favourite vids on youtube

I stab you in the eye with my HMFC biro

Posted: **20 Mar 2010, 01:05**

markfiend wrote:
jande wrote:Mix it with Blue WKD and it tastes just like vimto
Used to be Charlotte Church's tipple of choice I believe. The "cheeky Vimto".

How do you know that Mark?

Posted: **20 Mar 2010, 10:39**

boudicca wrote:
markfiend wrote:
jande wrote:Mix it with Blue WKD and it tastes just like vimto
Used to be Charlotte Church's tipple of choice I believe. The "cheeky Vimto".
How do you know that Mark?

I read too many gossip magazines

Blame Kerry's mum, she always has copies of Heat etc. hanging round.